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Dave's Not Here's avatar

Riley, grift while you can, loser.

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

I'm genuinely curious--other than being a disgusting, tangled mess of half-digested hair, what exactly does "hairball" mean when pairing it with "lawyer"?

innocentbystander's avatar

the future Trump Tribunals

Are tickets on sale yet ?

Uristthedwarf's avatar

Unfortunately we already saw what happens in various nascent dictatorships (and older ones).

Now they just replace the people that had a single (solitary in many cases) moral fiber left who quit with political toadies and allied zealots.

Those guys are more than willing to make up whatever evil shit laws the boss tells them to, in order to basically criminalize opposition under the guise of preventing something*.

This is how political prisoners happen,

Soon they are going to start sending THEM to the concentration camps (That America has already built.)

Give it 10 years and we can start poisoning our citizen organizers with amazonian dart frog poison too!

*(usually something about filthy foreigners with their awful interesting histories, exotic accents, their horrible sexy foreign women, and their sinfully delicious foreign food).

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mwq6uacsvc2a

If you’ve decided to start calling something by a new name because Donald Trump decided he wants everyone to call it something different, then you are in a cult of pathetic morons.

GrumperDem's avatar

For the 10 or 12 voters out there who paid attention to the hearings and didn’t already have an opinion, this must’ve been educational.

With the maga base, stupidity is a feature not a bug.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Just sent the following to Senator Schmitt through his official “Share Your Opinion” page.

“The greatest achievement of willful ignorance is taking pride in it.”

https://www.schmitt.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion/?gf_protect_submission=1

Terence Dougherty's avatar

You think he’s apt to understand that? Thar’s grammar involved, ya know.

Nancy Naive's avatar

I provided his link in case anyone else feels so inclined.

What’s one more page in my FBI file?

tek's avatar

"I'm sorry, your request has run out of tokens"

MRK's avatar

They have bigger concerns right now. Like some idiot at the FBI falling for a phishing scam and exposing all of their own personal data.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Was it a Geek Squad invoice?

tek's avatar

It was probably Kash showing off to his (hostile) drinking buddies at some DC bar..

MRK's avatar

I don't know all the details for sure, but almost no one actually hacks into secure networks anymore, because even with LLMs vibe-coding your 'hacks' it's easier to find a weak link in the people than in the code.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I know a lot of people don't like Klobs. I agree with most of the complaints--she's not "progressive", but the fact is that there's almost nobody in our government who is progressive enough for our crowd. That said, I think Klobuchar would make an AWESOME president. I would be thrilled to vote for her someday. I often wish we'd gotten her as the moderate candidate over Biden. Klobuchar would eat that orange bag of shit's lunch in a debate.

PrimerGray's avatar

My lovely lady does not like her but I don't ask why. I think she's OK. People don't understand that even a state like MN isn't as "blue" as people think it is. I get the same thing here in NH. I vote for the progressives usually but understand in the general election it's a whole different ballgame.

I think Klobs was awesome yesterday. She's a tough cookie and that's what we need.

MRK's avatar

We place entirely too much on the debates, and our expectations for them are part of why Biden's last was so disappointing. I'd prefer to just ignore them entirely from here on.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Oh I would watch her take ANY MAGA piece of shit down.

PrimerGray's avatar

She's fearless. She'd make a good vice principal at a high school.

PuraVida's avatar

Warren is fearless and also has policy ideas that are progressive and popular.

tek's avatar

𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑠, 𝑆𝑐ℎ𝑚𝑖𝑡𝑡 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑥-𝑢𝑝 𝑑𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑒 𝐾𝑖𝑟𝑘 𝑆ℎ𝑜𝑤, 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑗𝑜𝑏 𝑏𝑦 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.

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“I think you've already perjured yourself,” Schmitt told him

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That doesn't sound like a question to me...

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

In his interview with TMZ he tried to say Smith "colluded" with "Fanny". It's "fawny" ya perk.

tek's avatar

Hey! Be tender!

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𝘞𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 20-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳-𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵. 𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 “𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴,” 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘌𝘭𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘬’𝘴 𝘋𝘖𝘎𝘌.

𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮.𝗴𝗼𝘃 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵

https://techcrunch.com/2026/09/29/america-gov-gets-really-weird-when-you-ask-it-about-minecraft-but-its-not-a-glitch/

PrimerGray's avatar

Big Ballski

<His maternal grandfather, Valery Martynov, was a KGB lieutenant colonel executed in 1987 by the Soviet Union as a double agent. After Martynov's execution, his widow moved with her children—including Coristine's mother Anna—to the United States.> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Coristine

JCfromNC's avatar

Wait, you can "beat" Minecraft? I thought it was just some open sandbox, go in and create a world thing where people liked to create challenges for other players? (Like: start with these resources and end up creating [incredibly complex thing])

MRK's avatar

I've never cared for it myself, but apparently there are enemies, and so there's a boss enemy that you have to jump through some hoops to fight. The game doesn't end when you do that, but I guess you could call it 'beating' Minecraft.

JCfromNC's avatar

Mrs. JC plays a shitton of it, and has for years, although now she's mostly switched over to something very similar called "Vintage Story."

MRK's avatar

The original creator of Minecraft is a huge libertarian at best asshole. I don't know if he has any direct involvement with the admin, but I could see him being a hero to the DOGE kids.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

hehehehehe ... https://bsky.app/profile/piperformissouri.bsky.social/post/3mwoh2tgnkk2t

Imagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley…

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, last day of vacation and I have to say, it has been GREAT. I had literally ZERO problems with flights, food, accommodations, and best of all, my body cooperated and I had no migraine problems. I could not ask for more! I got TONS of amazing sea lion footage to tide me over until I go back next year.

For my last day of vacation, I've got a 12:40 show of Primetime to see and then volunteer work to do. A nap will come over me before, I am sure.

Supposedly, fall is going to arrive this week. Supposedly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗔𝗜 [𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗚𝗣𝗧] 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲

New sculpture depicts AI leaders escaping a sinking ship.

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/09/what-iceberg-bay-area-artists-target-openai-with-titanic-themed-protest-art/

Shocktreatment's avatar

What the a1s say to investors vs the public... PRESERVE YOUR PAPERS...

"We're creating a1 to benefit all of humanity, and our safety is first!" or

"We are stealing intellectual property and accumulating exclusive, high-quality, (stolen and proprietary) data to create decisive, anti-competitive advantages and raising barriers for other competitors."

"Our staging and releases will be slower, staged to ensure proper, ethical alignment and bias checking..." Or

"Rapid commercialization to beat open-source and big-tech incumbents, fast revenue to meet goals and K̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶n̶t̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶M̶r̶ ̶P̶o̶n̶z̶i̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶b̶s̶c̶e̶n̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶l̶t̶h̶y̶ ̶ , overcome infrastructure bottlenecks, and obstruction on path to profitability..."

tek's avatar

potayto, potahto.

Tza's avatar

I must say I'm having a delightful morning watching all these Jack Smith recap videos while I get ready. Just putting me in a great mood. :D

tek's avatar

"I believe you've just perjured yourself"

hahahahahahaha

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Oh when he said that, he just thought he was a big giant rooster.

Bobathonic's avatar

He was a different kind of cock.

PrimerGray's avatar

Eric Schmitt thinks he's cock of the walk. Well, let me tell you, Eric Schmitt is cock of nothing!

Tza's avatar

The Psaki video I posted also had a great screengrab of Sen Kennedy running over to lift up the "incriminating" infographic just looking so gosh darn proud while Schmitt folded his arms smugly.

The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, Sen. Foghorn Leghorn trying to look all stern and serious.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

They are so uplifting. He's really very charming when he says he went to see Caitlin Clark! She must feel SO INSANELY COOL right now!