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Joe Z's avatar

With Halloween approaching, I thought I'd go to the Maine coast and record myself reciting a poem about a ghost ship called the Dash. It would be most fitting to record the video in Freeport, because that's where the Dash sailed from. However, it would be much easier and faster to go to Belfast. And it's not like people from away will know the difference.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Hi Wonkets. Here is your evening Zelenskyy. What’s a non-religious term for devils? Because Russians are devils, and allowed to get away with it. https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/najblizhchimi-dnyami-ochikuyemo-horoshu-finansovu-novinu-vid-106629

Marlon Rando's avatar

I suspect that Paxton knows his goose is cooked and he'll blow off the invite.

Roll on, Talarico!

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Assistant has now left in a huff because she learned that I don't really look at her meticulously detailed timecard. I told the bookkeeper several years ago that unless she works overtime, she gets paid for 40 hours a week. She turns in timecards showing 39.875 hours, or whatever, and I just don't care. I don't know why this would be upsetting, but here we are.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

As long as she shows up tomorrow, it should all work out.

Marlon Rando's avatar

Is employee a smartass, or just meticulous?

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

She is just very diligent. Also, a lawyer she previously worked for used to time her staff's bathroom breaks.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

That might be part of it. Lawyers bill to the minute, so their staff often have to account for every minute too. Many law firm associates even keep stopwatches on their desk, and if you pop in for a word they hit the pause button like a chess player.

Marlon Rando's avatar

I see an opportunity to build a bond with this person.

Nancy Naive's avatar

While head down in my iPad playing solitaire and listening to the news on TV, I heard the newscaster say that “Congress authorized $20M for body cams on ISIS agents.” Yeah, good luck with that!

Oh, ICE’s Agents!

Why do all these terrorist groups have to sound alike?

"M"'s avatar

"Why do all these terrorist groups have to sound alike?"

Three guesses

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

So, Boeing just got the Navy fighter contract to go with the Air Force contract for the next generation of fighters.

There is some informed speculation that they may end up being the same plane, because the Air Force version is quite possibly the same version Boeing pitched the Navy a bit before the Air Force started it's bidding process.

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3mEdited

How much you wanna bet they have problems staying pressurized at certain altitudes? Or have problems with their canopies staying latched?

Lblomg's avatar

Hammer time long overdue

Mysterysurf's avatar

Violinist Jean-Luc Ponty is 84 years old today. Here he is with Frank Zappa in 1973 playing on "Dupree's Paradise":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr6mTloYJJs

Here he is on Night Music with the crack house band playing "Tender Memories":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR8CV0W-vu4

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok, I have to leave now. I just wanted to pop in to say hi!

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Here's your hat, what's your hurry?

tehbaddr's avatar

Hey! Where ya goin'? 8^p

Free beach's avatar

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Prometheus59650's avatar

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 “𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞” 𝐓𝐨 𝐔𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐈 𝐂𝐳𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 “𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠” 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐀𝐬 𝐓𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝

https://deadline.com/2026/09/donald-trump-artificial-intelligence-rebrand-elon-musk-1237133280/

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Oh, Altman and Musk held to a MORALLY binding contract? I feel so at peace right now.

Assigned Cute at Birth's avatar

I mean, Musk cheats at video games.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

It's Barron. Because he knows about the interwebs.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐑𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐚𝐜𝐭"

That's like letting Pablo Escobar build his own jail. Didn't work out so well, did it!

Prometheus59650's avatar

It did for Pablo.

He just got horny and stupid afterwards.

lmurr's avatar

"I totally trust you guys. Just keep the checks coming."

Prometheus59650's avatar

Well, I think if they're them and you're Trump, you CAN trust them to keep the checks coming...for at least the next 2 years.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Wouldn't they have to have morals to bind to?

paperlesstiger's avatar

That'll help.

𝐓𝗿𝐮𝗺𝐩 𝐞𝘃𝐚𝗱𝐞𝘀 𝗾𝐮𝗲𝐬𝘁𝐢𝗼𝐧𝘀 𝗼𝐧 𝐀𝗜 𝗮𝐜𝗰𝐨𝘂𝐧𝘁𝐚𝗯𝐢𝗹𝐢𝘁𝐲

𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 "𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦" 𝘵𝘰 "𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦" 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴.

Marlon Rando's avatar

I'm holding my breath.

GiggleSnort's avatar

I got a new phone, and of course I fail to get through the hoops of setting it up and transferring the data, and so I go over to the bad part of town, where the nearest T-Mobile store is. And they help me, and it works, it just takes a long time because I have gigabytes of data on the old phone. While I'm there, a woman comes in with two smol kids, one maybe 4 and the other 5-6? Anyway, the 4-year-old is coughing continually. I did hear her tell him to cover his mouth when he coughs, which is nice I guess. But then of course he had his germy hands all over the devices on display. I hope I did not come home with a new phone and a cold.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Leave your little cootie vectors in the car, please.

Lblomg's avatar
8mEdited

That guy’s a real schittbag. And thinks he’ll be JV’d VP

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Everybody thinks I'm in trial, so nobody has come in to the office all day and I think the phone rang twice this morning. My assistant has been pestering me about going home early for about an hour, and I'm ignoring her just to torment her. (Don't worry; I'll let her leave in a minute or two so she can get to the school before the kids get out.) Maybe I'll leave and go fishing for the rest of the day.

josephebacon's avatar

Someone on IG found video of Smith in the stands at the Maryland game. This guy is cooked.

Won't stop the BullSCHMITTer from doubling down on his lying!

https://bsky.app/profile/helenkennedy.com/post/3mwoszpmhwk25

lmurr's avatar

They make total clowns of themselves and then just walk it off like it never happened. I just don't understand the lack of embarrassment or shame.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

The Supreme INjustices are allowing ICE to resume deportations to 3rd countries. Fucking depressing.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/29/trump-immigration-deport-migrants-third-country?CMP=share_btn_url

Free beach's avatar

In other news, they decided the constitution is just an old piece of paper.

Randy Bender's avatar

"First Do Harm" is the motto of the American "legal" system, which also needs a trip through the woodchipper.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Turns out they're all finding out Donnie's guilty as fuck...

paul's avatar

But they will stick with him because they're cultists. Let them go down with the ship. I will toss them an anchor.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Admitting, maybe ... finding out? I guess they don't read anything?