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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Exactly. If I want a cake shaped like a penis I'll go to someone who knows what an actual penis looks like. Otherwise I might end up with a cake with Ben Shapiro's face on it.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

presumably NOT hair pie

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

isn't that what got Jason Biggs into trouble?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

You know what you get when you sit on a pizza pie?

A pizza ass! (Say it aloud, slowly)

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Ah, the Clarence Thomas cake.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

They're made from currant jam!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is that what that is?

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Just wait till they fix a chocolate penis cake, jebbus will they go nuts deep on that,the gheys and the balhs together its enough to drive a bigot crazy

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Capt.Jim's avatar

My daughter's wife wonders if they have stopped the war on women since we arent seeing any fa-gyknee cakes

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Judson Phillips is just begging to be (anonymously) sent penis cakes. Lots of them. Lots.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that would go well with my palm civet coffee bean pooper

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Try the Bavarian cream-filled pastry- it's chock full of Hitler!

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

It's always about being forced to take cock with them. As if all gay sex is forcible, because obviously, why else would you want a big hard... Never mind.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I agree. Is there a religious version of ALEC that mother jones hasn't exposed yet? Gotta be.

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chascates's avatar

Today we white dudes are all Frederick Douglas.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This is probably a good time to talk about that terrible wedding custom of the bride and groom cramming wedding cake into each other’s faces. Discuss.

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