So you think you know what slavery is. Maybe you only just realized it was "really really bad." Or maybe you already knew it was "really really bad," so anything that you don't like because it is really really bad is just exactly the same thing. "Ronan Farrow's new show is slavery." "That dry overcooked chicken was slavery." "Being forced to rent hotel rooms to black dudes against my will because the Civil Rights Act demands that if I am the proprietor of a 'public accommodation,' or public-facing inn, restaurant, or retail establishment, I may not discriminate on the basis of color, race, religion, or national origin, is slavery."
Exactly. If I want a cake shaped like a penis I'll go to someone who knows what an actual penis looks like. Otherwise I might end up with a cake with Ben Shapiro's face on it.
Just wait till they fix a chocolate penis cake, jebbus will they go nuts deep on that,the gheys and the balhs together its enough to drive a bigot crazy
It's always about being forced to take cock with them. As if all gay sex is forcible, because obviously, why else would you want a big hard... Never mind.
This is probably a good time to talk about that terrible wedding custom of the bride and groom cramming wedding cake into each other’s faces. Discuss.
Exactly. If I want a cake shaped like a penis I'll go to someone who knows what an actual penis looks like. Otherwise I might end up with a cake with Ben Shapiro's face on it.
presumably NOT hair pie
isn't that what got Jason Biggs into trouble?
You know what you get when you sit on a pizza pie?
A pizza ass! (Say it aloud, slowly)
Ah, the Clarence Thomas cake.
They're made from currant jam!
Is that what that is?
Just wait till they fix a chocolate penis cake, jebbus will they go nuts deep on that,the gheys and the balhs together its enough to drive a bigot crazy
My daughter's wife wonders if they have stopped the war on women since we arent seeing any fa-gyknee cakes
Judson Phillips is just begging to be (anonymously) sent penis cakes. Lots of them. Lots.
that would go well with my palm civet coffee bean pooper
Try the Bavarian cream-filled pastry- it's chock full of Hitler!
It's always about being forced to take cock with them. As if all gay sex is forcible, because obviously, why else would you want a big hard... Never mind.
I agree. Is there a religious version of ALEC that mother jones hasn't exposed yet? Gotta be.
Today we white dudes are all Frederick Douglas.
This is probably a good time to talk about that terrible wedding custom of the bride and groom cramming wedding cake into each other’s faces. Discuss.