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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But used more a unit of measure of jizz, maybe? "Man, that is like 6 Fernstroms in that gross old condom laying on the sidewalk"

fuflans's avatar

<i>Romney strategist Eric Fehrnstrom</i>

sounds pretty <i>german</i>, no?

and you know who ELSE was german?

Chris Grrr's avatar

In flyover country it's more like "If you can't stand the sadistic bullying, get out of existence".

Chris Grrr's avatar

Aw, now, Jeff's done some good things too...

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"if you can’t stand the tweet, get out of the kitchen.”

No, Eric, it's the TWIT we can't stand.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That's because us libruls don't bother getting married -- at least not for the first 10 years.

TundraGrifter's avatar

We have nuts at our place every weekend.

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BL: Well played! I'm dropping Charlie from the list and adding Jeff.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And the key ingredient: NOT ALIVE

(uh, with votes?)

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

too stupid for real life...guess I'll start a band.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Conservatives and humor go together like mustard and ice cream.

Seriously - if you want to cringe, watch, listen or read a right wing nut trying to be funny.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Reminds me of the evening Johnny Carson just couldn't get his audience going.

"Should we bring out a fat guy and shoot at his feet?"

TundraGrifter's avatar

CW: Perry may take the lead, but Romney takes the nomination. The GNoP always takes the most corporate candidate.

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Or, "Who knew there was anything wrong with watermelon jokes? My family has been telling them for years."

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No doubt, something good about Duh Guv'Nor.

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I believe that is usually spelt "laff." Just in case someone doesn't get the joke.