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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But used more a unit of measure of jizz, maybe? "Man, that is like 6 Fernstroms in that gross old condom laying on the sidewalk"

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fuflans's avatar

<i>Romney strategist Eric Fehrnstrom</i>

sounds pretty <i>german</i>, no?

and you know who ELSE was german?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

In flyover country it's more like "If you can't stand the sadistic bullying, get out of existence".

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Aw, now, Jeff's done some good things too...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"if you can’t stand the tweet, get out of the kitchen.”

No, Eric, it's the TWIT we can't stand.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's because us libruls don't bother getting married -- at least not for the first 10 years.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

We have nuts at our place every weekend.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

BL: Well played! I'm dropping Charlie from the list and adding Jeff.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And the key ingredient: NOT ALIVE

(uh, with votes?)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

too stupid for real life...guess I'll start a band.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Conservatives and humor go together like mustard and ice cream.

Seriously - if you want to cringe, watch, listen or read a right wing nut trying to be funny.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Reminds me of the evening Johnny Carson just couldn't get his audience going.

"Should we bring out a fat guy and shoot at his feet?"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

CW: Perry may take the lead, but Romney takes the nomination. The GNoP always takes the most corporate candidate.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or, "Who knew there was anything wrong with watermelon jokes? My family has been telling them for years."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

No doubt, something good about Duh Guv'Nor.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I believe that is usually spelt "laff." Just in case someone doesn't get the joke.

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