After dealing with the rage-inducing faux-diversity of Ezra Klein's anti-gay gay dude hire, we should have known better to wander into another money for nothing area like the nonsenseville that is venture capital. Just like Klein, these guys have absurd amounts of money, which largely seems to go towards being massive tools. Today's exhibit:
What a strung-together collection of jargon and techno-psycho-babble ... is this one of those bogus computer-generated articles I've been reading about?
Every so often The San Francisco Business Times runs a supplement on commercial real estate, and the various companies in The City put in ads showing headshots of all their brokers.
I would say 99% white men. A very, very few white women. An occasional Asian woman. No Black or Hispanic men or women.
The Tenderloin won't be sketchy much longer. Soon all the regular inhabitants will be pushed into the bay to make room for the true citizens of New San Francisco.
Can I get a Artisanal VC with a grande extra hot soy with extra foam, split shot with a half squirt of sugar-free vanilla and a half squirt of sugar-free cinnamon, a half packet of splenda, oh and put that in a venti cup and fill up the "room" with extra whipped cream with carmel and chocolate sauce drizzled on top.
They insist on earning only hand-crafted, certified organic hundred-dollar bills.
I have decided to combat my own personal white oppression by describing myself as artisanal white.
What a strung-together collection of jargon and techno-psycho-babble ... is this one of those bogus computer-generated articles I've been reading about?
Every so often The San Francisco Business Times runs a supplement on commercial real estate, and the various companies in The City put in ads showing headshots of all their brokers.
I would say 99% white men. A very, very few white women. An occasional Asian woman. No Black or Hispanic men or women.
Whiter than a Southern frat house.
"Artisanal VC" is where you ride your fixie to meetings with rich people.
The Tenderloin won't be sketchy much longer. Soon all the regular inhabitants will be pushed into the bay to make room for the true citizens of New San Francisco.
Is that "Artisanal VC" free-range?
Can I get a Artisanal VC with a grande extra hot soy with extra foam, split shot with a half squirt of sugar-free vanilla and a half squirt of sugar-free cinnamon, a half packet of splenda, oh and put that in a venti cup and fill up the "room" with extra whipped cream with carmel and chocolate sauce drizzled on top.
Not cool.
Read the 7th.