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bobbert's avatar

Ambien Walrus knock me out.

Lefty Mark's avatar

But what to do if one is resolutely immune to feeling shame? I mean hypothetically, of course.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's still his fault for not replacing the battery in his hearing aid.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Take it from one who knows -- you <i><b>do not</b></i> want to ever piss off a nun!

diogenez's avatar

I think I'll comfort myself by reading the wonderful "Santaland Diaries" by David Sedaris.

schmannity's avatar

Poor Santa. The elf dips Skoal and wanted a pinch between her cheek and gum, not cheek and bum. At least Skoal Rebel has been spotted. [spit]

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Bold prediction: Limbaugh will say this rape story proves he was right about filibusters.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Mind if I come down your chimney?