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Ambien Walrus knock me out.

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But what to do if one is resolutely immune to feeling shame? I mean hypothetically, of course.

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It's still his fault for not replacing the battery in his hearing aid.

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Take it from one who knows -- you <i><b>do not</b></i> want to ever piss off a nun!

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I think I'll comfort myself by reading the wonderful "Santaland Diaries" by David Sedaris.

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Poor Santa. The elf dips Skoal and wanted a pinch between her cheek and gum, not cheek and bum. At least Skoal Rebel has been spotted. [spit]

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Bold prediction: Limbaugh will say this rape story proves he was right about filibusters.

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and Obamacare

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Mind if I come down your chimney?

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and jingle your bells

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Santa, Baby.

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