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"I fart in your general direction."

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yeah, I'd never heard this before. Mainly b/c I don't care enough to be interested in the setup of the NRA. The purpose of a Board of Directors is to have...hmmmm...*checks notes* Oh yeah, the people running the business--and lets agree that it is a de facto business--meeting and making decisions. Maybe the NRA is like the Soviet Union, with their board being the Politburo, but then there's another group who run the show. (Intentional reference to Russian connection...)

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But, but gun free zones are...oh, fuck it.

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I am now raising my children to be legal council for the NRA!

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Lots of crayon and doodles of naked women I expect.

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Did he ever stop?

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Granny Gun

I get this mental image, which is Just Plain Wrong:

https://vignette.wikia.noco...

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Oo-er missus, sounds a bit rude....

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So sad, NRA. Thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts and prayers.

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Yeh, but "While the 18th Amendment fully prohibited the import, distribution and sale of alcoholic beverages, it did not ban the possession or consumption of it by private citizens." So, if we were to make the 28th just "prohibit the import, distribution and sale of guns" it wouldn't address the possession of the millions of guns still out there in the hands of al those loons. But still, I get your point.

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Thanks, $5F. It's grifters all the way down.

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Yeh, but had they not "drift(ed) too far into multi-million-dollar right-wing lobbying and propaganda" operation that they became there wouldn't be all that sweet, sweet moohla that they are all currently hoovering up.

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Well, the March billing was probably for "services rendered" in February and it's only 28 days long.

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Is he doing the hokey-pokey?

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So, countdown to more cray shit in 3..2..Elementary school shootings? Day ending in 'day'

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Not to mention Allen West.

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