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Lefty Mark's avatar

He is stepping down in order to spend more time with his fantasies.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"No, it's the damn JAPs!"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

On LonGuyland and in the greater NYC metro region, "J-A-P" is about as outré and derogatory as "Valley Girl" is in SoCal. The two stereotypes share many similarities. They both describe essentially the same phenomenon -- affluent white late-adolescent young women carrying parentally-issued credit cards, and often driving well-equipped current model-year automobiles provided to them by their male parent. (In NY there is also a masculine version of the same term with an identical abbreviation.)

Particularly on Long Island the J-A-P stereotype enjoys almost iconic status and is widely held up by the residents as a signature figure of their region.

The terms are regarded as neither hateful nor necessarily hurtful, but rather as mildly mocking. (And the female term is less pejorative still on LI, where the meaning is more often merely descriptive.) They are mostly confined to the language of young adults and adolescents, though, and are rarely if ever uttered (in public) by adults occupying positions of authority or respect or by parental-type figures.

In and around the NYC metro area, as well as (famously) down on the Jersey shore, the term, "Italian American Princess" is also frequently heard. The term for the male version is different and has become well-known thanks to MTV.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The moron is the one with the gun. Who you just punched in the pants. In Fucking Floriduh.

Don't see that working out well, on average.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If we could arrange for them to run into each other . . .

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PubOption's avatar

Bill Clinton.

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Jared James's avatar

I hear Business Insider has an opening.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But think of all the assholery he said that <i>didn't</i> get him fired.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I always thought he was way on the wrong side of the also-not-terribly-fine line between "constitutional conservatism" and "constitutional ignorance".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sounds like an opportunity to discover if putting a bullet into someone's back is "standing your ground".

Because if the back belongs to a white person, there might be a question.

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malsperanza's avatar

And the also-not-terribly-fine line between "constitutional conservatism" and rabid gibbering.

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Ikimizi's avatar

If you're trying to "spread a message", isn't director of programming at a media company your dream job? I suspect they're not being entirely honest.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

At least he isn't going to "spend more time with his family."

"Whew - we ducked a bullet there!" said Mrs. West. (The West children were still too traumatized to discuss it.)

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schmannity's avatar

Allen West canned. Worst prepper food ever.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He seems oblivious to the not-terribly-fine line between "constitutional conservatism" and unconstitutional conservatism.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

His ex-employers must be chargrined to learn that their wingnut media programs were not "on the front lines to expand the message of constitutional conservatism across our country.”

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