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"Ma'am, can I change my seat?"

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Burning out his fuse up there alone.

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With the right <strike> inducements </strike> circumstances, they'll tell you anything you want to hear.

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New Wonketteer game: Try to get a seat next to Allen West on flights and convince him of the craziest right wing conspiracy theories.

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If you find yourself sitting next to him, cross the street to avoid him, even if it looks racist.

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But the gremlin was still on the wing of the plane!

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<i>...the Martyrs of 17 February Brigade were in charge of security...</i>

I'm surprised they get any security work anymore, ever since the unfortunate events at the concert at al-Tamont.

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so they could be closer to heaven?

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This old world was getting them down And people were just too much for them to face?

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Duress causes people to tell you what you want to hear, not necessarily what they know to be true.

Life lessons from the CIA interrogation manual.

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Is there a history of hemophilia in your family?

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Is that a Prussian helmet that West is holding?

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worked at 15 clubs a day...

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True story- Elton is actually singing "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

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I was sitting in the lobby bar at the Radisson with my wife - Morgan Fairchild

Yeah, that's the ticket...

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Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this could happen to me...

Edit: great minds think alike (see post immediately above).

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