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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah, but Adam is all..."whatever, pass the spliff."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I don't like my chances, even if we do convert...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Those jokester Mormons ... always making stuff up. As if they were a real religion or something.

As for the WWJD biz, I'm not exactly "in" it -- but <u>somebody</u> has to short the market.

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The Quirk's avatar

So does he hate the Japanese as much as the Islams?

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The Quirk's avatar

I see a buncha pantywaists running on the Gooper ticket.

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The Quirk's avatar

She doesn't even <i>need</i> a subject!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Never forget the Battle of Kosovo! <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kosovo">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

Or as long as we are hatin' on a "they", remember who kicked British ass during the First Zulu War. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Isandlwana">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT, but awesome 'shop. <a href="http://current.com/entertai..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/93410878_...">http://current.com/entertai...

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fuflans's avatar

i wish people like this would just go away or i could move to canada.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You mean, like, forgive the Catholics for the Oklahoma City bombing?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

They haven't heard what he's going to say, but they've got a "rebuttal" scheduled already. That pretty much says it all.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

N.Z. is probably up to something ... we should do a Cheney on 'em and strike pre-emptively, just in case.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Forgive? Hell no! I mean, what would Jeebus do? Huh? Wait... no, really?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It's the smell of napalm in the morning that brings it all back.

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