Where would this country be without Allen West? Exploded to pieces by Muslim terrorists and feminist rage , that's where! Every single day, Nazis and African-American prison inmates are playing ski-ball in their basements and casually discussing their plans for the Ground Zero Mosque while the rest of America sobs ignorantly over the nation's economic demise, according to the "defense experts" of Citizens for National Security. Luckily for America, Allen West invited these nuts of the Boca Raton, Florida variety into the Capitol to present a lengthy PowerPoint on the grand conspiracy of the Muslim Brotherhood,
A <i>59</i> year plan? Why 59 and not 55 or 60. Do they have an actual date? Hmmm, moot point cuz in 59 years I&#039;l be :::let&#039;s see, add 10, carry the one::: dead.
So what&#039;ll we do when Spanky2B or whatever Trolly&#039;s name is comes around?
Bacon&#039;s not halal, wouldn&#039;t work.
I like my terra cotta tiles, you wanna make something of it? Cause if you do, I have a couple spare boxes...
Shit, I never knew what the H in Jesus H Christ stood for! Knowledge is power.
Reality? I don&#039;t see the connection. Are you posting to the right thread?
you know who ELSE feasts on tuna???
my cats.
Rookie counterintel error!
Certainly tongue sammiches should be included?
And is it just me, or did Wonkette get rid of the &quot;downfist&quot; button?
why don&#039;t i ever get off my ass and snark out these fools? it sounds like a lot more fun than looking for a job.
You forgot &quot;derka derka derka!&quot;
A <i>59</i> year plan? Why 59 and not 55 or 60. Do they have an actual date? Hmmm, moot point cuz in 59 years I&#039;l be :::let&#039;s see, add 10, carry the one::: dead.
don&#039;t forget &quot;feasting on beef, turkey and tuna sandwiches,&quot;
I&#039;d be more impressed if they linked the Muslim Brotherhood to Kevin Bacon in less than 6 steps.
don&#039;t forget typing sound effects