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The Quirk's avatar

So what'll we do when Spanky2B or whatever Trolly's name is comes around?

The Quirk's avatar

Bacon's not halal, wouldn't work.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I like my terra cotta tiles, you wanna make something of it? Cause if you do, I have a couple spare boxes...

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Shit, I never knew what the H in Jesus H Christ stood for! Knowledge is power.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Reality? I don't see the connection. Are you posting to the right thread?

fuflans's avatar

you know who ELSE feasts on tuna???

my cats.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Rookie counterintel error!

The Quirk's avatar

Certainly tongue sammiches should be included?

And is it just me, or did Wonkette get rid of the "downfist" button?

fuflans's avatar

why don't i ever get off my ass and snark out these fools? it sounds like a lot more fun than looking for a job.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You forgot "derka derka derka!"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A <i>59</i> year plan? Why 59 and not 55 or 60. Do they have an actual date? Hmmm, moot point cuz in 59 years I'l be :::let's see, add 10, carry the one::: dead.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

don't forget "feasting on beef, turkey and tuna sandwiches,"

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'd be more impressed if they linked the Muslim Brotherhood to Kevin Bacon in less than 6 steps.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

don't forget typing sound effects