25 Comments
User's avatar
Chris Grrr's avatar

It's confusing, because I thought a nonwhite Republi-loon was exempt from having anything s/he said checked for accuracy.

This seemed like my gol-durn white guilt flaring up again, but then I looked at the release date of my Muslinlover Talking Points - and it's time to contact SorosCorp for an updated copy.

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

Sssssh. That's a significant portion of his base. He can't afford to offend them.

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

How, exactly, would one go about making that a more attractive option? Small, unmarked bills...? Purely as a theoretical thought-exercise, of course. I'm sure there's no harm in wondering if making his daily schedule more widely known would, um, have any particular downside. And certainly the Muslins are all too well aware of Rep. West's penchant for torturing their own. Just spitballing here.

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

You lie!

Caucasians can't be apelike. EVAR. In any way. There's no way, for instance, that copious lying and fearmongering could be compared to flinging feces...

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I thought the same thing, but it's the over-the-top uniform that did it for me.

Look at me! Bigotry Free!

By the way...on his left lapel...is that a skull and crossbones? If it isn't, it ought be.

Expand full comment
Vienna Woods's avatar

YES! But then I just watched The Last King of Scotland, so I thought it was just me.

Expand full comment
SullivanSt's avatar

But waitwaitwaitwaitwait.

I thought claiming racism was the real racism? So Allan West, time for your humble pie, you crazy motherfucker.

Expand full comment
schmannity's avatar

West is neither ape, monkey, nor chimp, but he does throw a lot of poo.

Expand full comment
SullivanSt's avatar

I'm telling ya, threaten legal action. The laws governing collectors in most states are actually quite strict. They can't just keep calling you when you don't have a debt.

Expand full comment
SullivanSt's avatar

Wrapped in a uniform, and covered with disgrace.

Expand full comment
SullivanSt's avatar

Would you want to have a beer with Allan West?

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

I'm off to buy an enema.

Expand full comment
chascates's avatar

John McCain and Lindsey Graham both made 0-6, one grade higher.

Expand full comment
BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think its the one after the one with Mark Wahlberg...or as I like to call it "Marky Mark and the Monkey Bunch."

Expand full comment
BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ayn see what you did there.

Expand full comment
Chris Grrr's avatar

"Snark Sisters" would likely be appointment TV. Just sayin'.

Expand full comment