Congratulations to disgraced torturer ex-Rep. Allen West on finding a jerb! (We were going to say "honest work," but this is Allen West we're talking about, after all.) According to a big ol' press release, come Jan. 2, 2015, the formerdisgracedcolonel and former one-term congressman will become CEO of the
<i>&quot;&ldquo;It will be policy, not politics that secures a sound economic future for Americans...&quot;</i>
Obviously he hasn&#039;t been paying attention to what Alan West, Mitch McConnell, Sarah Palin&trade; and the other Reptards have been saying for the past six years.
You know, when West&#039;s masturbatory fantasy emails to his wife from the combat zone were publicized, I was sympathetic, thinking that a man far from home and family needs something to motivate himself every day. I might have written a few sexy-time letters (this was long before your fancy &quot;email,&quot; Youngs) to my wife in those days too, come to think of it. What I wrote might not have been Nobel Prize material either, nor would I have liked it publicized any more than West probably did.
On the plus side, he has some limited experience with tanks, having seen one once. Also in his favor, there&#039;s little evidence he has ever thought, so he should be a pretty good fit for the new digs.
Good luck to him! It&#039;s always good to test one&#039;s limitations.
Think tanks are like retirement homes for people who don&rsquo;t like to use their brains.
Because when I think of a place for sane, moderate and reasonable thinking deep in the heart of Derpistan is where I want to be.
<i>&quot;&ldquo;It will be policy, not politics that secures a sound economic future for Americans...&quot;</i>
Obviously he hasn&#039;t been paying attention to what Alan West, Mitch McConnell, Sarah Palin&trade; and the other Reptards have been saying for the past six years.
Like <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bolo_\(tank\)" target="_blank">this</a>.
Watch out EQ. We may have to put an &quot;R&quot; after your name.
You know, when West&#039;s masturbatory fantasy emails to his wife from the combat zone were publicized, I was sympathetic, thinking that a man far from home and family needs something to motivate himself every day. I might have written a few sexy-time letters (this was long before your fancy &quot;email,&quot; Youngs) to my wife in those days too, come to think of it. What I wrote might not have been Nobel Prize material either, nor would I have liked it publicized any more than West probably did.
But now I&#039;m thinking: fuck this guy.
This is good news for Florida.
So you&#039;re saying it&#039;s a front for Disney?
Texas is the center of the independent nation of Texas, which exists only in the hearts of Texans, and the hopes of everyone else.
Since the Republicans took over, I&#039;m considering cutting down to only a Tuesday-Thursday American.
Wait, now I&#039;m all confused.
Is it &#039;an organization that issues policy papers and editorials,&#039; or is a think tank the part behind the bowl that makes it flush?
On the plus side, he has some limited experience with tanks, having seen one once. Also in his favor, there&#039;s little evidence he has ever thought, so he should be a pretty good fit for the new digs.