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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

He has such a classic hate-porn face

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"Interrogated for hours and assigned extra duties as punishment — including mowing fields of grass with a hand sickle. I remember screwing up as a cadet in our officer boot camp in Ft. Lewis, Washington and having to clean the latrine with small scrub brushes. And some of us remember the ultimate “dummy cord” punishment."

Yes, Allen, you worthless maggot, it's just as if that never happened.

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How hard can it be? You call it the "American Destiny Patriot Leadership Fund for America, USA! USA!", get the wingnut blogs to throw up your banner ads, and let that sweet cash come rolling in. Give a fraction to liberal causes and spend the rest on gin, bourbon and chicken wings for your weekly "meetings".

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You spelled "moats" wrong, I hope. The proverb does involves a moat, and logs, doesn't it?

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Am I the only one wondering what sort of fun he has with those handlebars, when nobody's looking?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He benefits from the "if you're a black republican, they put you on TV" rule.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

<i>I find your lack of faith disturbing.</i>

< heavy breathing >

Vienna Woods's avatar

(Hugs WLBH back, even if it is the next morning.) Hope you enjoyed your hike!

TundraGrifter's avatar

With a little seed money you hire someone to write your fundraising letters, you buy a few mailing lists, and then hire a direct mail firm to send them out. As the money rolls in you rinse and repeat.

Given the age of the supporters direct mail is best. However, to get started with a low budget, email would probably work. I STILL get right wing nutz' emails from the time I got free tickets to a Minnesota event with Ole Crazy Eyes and Caribou Barbie (I'm on the Left Coast) that I heard about on Wonkette. And that was in 2008. Sheriff Joe asks me for money! Like that's gonna happen.

Lloyd Marcus is a professional Black man who rants and raves about there being no racism in America today. He has a PAC. Duh Gov's SarahPAC spends over 95% of its income on itself and on supporting her public lifestyle (travel for her book tour, writing her speeches and Facebook posts, etc.).

Is this a great country or what?

schmannity's avatar

Man enraged about everything says what?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

There's a proverb about logs and motes that applies here.

PubOption's avatar

Weiszmiller = Jane, or should that be G.I. Jane?

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Didn't Rosa Parks volunteer to ride on a bus "fully aware of the rules and regulations"?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Allen West has his Guardian Fund PAC. According to the FEC, in 1Q2014 it took in (and I do mean "took in") $3,776,962 and spent $2,596,265 - of which a whopping $76,212 went to "independent expenditures" (less than 3%) to support a single candidate who lost. Over 97% of the money went to keep his PAC going, etc., etc.