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Your wife's holding the blade wrong.

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And even in that movie, they lost. I'll throw in w/ the 7 ft tall, pierced drag queen, thank you.

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G stands for Gold. This has been an announcement from Sesame Street.

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So he wants to repeal the 19th Amendment to the Constitution?

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I do not think that word means what you think it means....

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Hmmm. How does he feel about our precious bodily fluids?

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FTW! One o'my favorite all time Far Sides!

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I've never actually neutered anybody, but I'd be glad to start practicing on Mr. West. Shame on me for shirking my uppity bitch duties.

Also, think of all the abortions all this neutering would prevent. Too. Perhaps this asshat doesn't know where the babies, er endangered species, come from since he's too busy hating on the pussy?

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<i>We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you</i>

May I suggest the "Happy Ending" Room at the Chicken Ranch?

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I want to make a smartassed comment, but I can't decide between:

"I thought all the Neanderthals died out" or

"GOP politics - so easy a caveman can do it."

Fuck it...the guy's a doucebag.

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Is the reason the wingnuttery has a problem with "feminism" not because it emancipates women but because feminism must be the only reason why women won’t talk to/touch them?

Sorry, just mumbling to myself…

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