Americans are so bored with the assortment of bargain bin feces-flingers running for the GOP nomination that -- several thousand blathering news cycles and millions of dollars in campaign spending later -- only 28% of people can even identify the existence of best-known Republican candidate-clown Rick Perry, because he is terrible and nobody cares about his plans to invade Mexico and dismantle Social Security.
Who?
Well, there are the two guys in white short-sleeved shirts and name tags at my front door...do they count?
Are you saying maybe Perry isn't a fucking idiot? Stop messing with my head.