Alvin Greene Cleared In Investigation of His Finances; Continues To Inspire Nation With His Wisdom
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The U.S. Senate's soon-to-be first Daoist monk Alvin Greene has been cleared in the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division's (SLED) investigation into his finances, as was his destiny. As we've long suspected, $10,440 simply came into his possession and, with Greene having no need for such worldly things, the money became the first step in the path to Alvin Greene becoming our country's savior. But in a weird way, the SLED investigators said, the government, without realizing it, chose Greene
Alvin Greene Cleared In Investigation of His Finances; Continues To Inspire Nation With His Wisdom
Alvin Greene Cleared In Investigation of His…
Alvin Greene Cleared In Investigation of His Finances; Continues To Inspire Nation With His Wisdom
The U.S. Senate's soon-to-be first Daoist monk Alvin Greene has been cleared in the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division's (SLED) investigation into his finances, as was his destiny. As we've long suspected, $10,440 simply came into his possession and, with Greene having no need for such worldly things, the money became the first step in the path to Alvin Greene becoming our country's savior. But in a weird way, the SLED investigators said, the government, without realizing it, chose Greene