Today is a good day. Here is a magazine called The Conservative Teen, whose first issue is miraculously FREE and ONLINE for you to read in its entirety. The Conservative Teen appears to essentially be one of those "$4.99 ORDINARILY BUT FOR YOU, FREE!" fake magazines like Raw Life Today, or whatever, that sneak their way into your doctor's waiting room. Except with The Conservative Teen, what we have is not product-touting, but idea-touting. IDEAS. Finally, some ideas. Like how to always have a baby at any time. And to never watch Glee. And of course, because the titular reader of this magazine doesn't know anything because they are home-schooled in a patient manner, the articles in The Conservative Teen are written by grownups, who all happen to be involved with either The Heritage Foundation, Fox Business News, the Family Research Council or the Media Research Center. Fun fun fun!
At the time, nearly everyone in the office was swooning over this flick. I just wasn't interested. Sensitive liberal that I am, I just don't dig romance movies...especially sad ones. This practically made me a pariah in the office and folks were all, "Come DB, don't be a stick in the mud...come with us tomorrow night, you'll love it". Seriously, they were like the fucking moonies.
I managed to hold out and one of my coworkers, knowing my political leanings, tried the rich vs. poor angle. "DB, they showed really well how the rich screwed over the steerage passengers"" Well, you know...I don't have to sit through a 2-3 hour long movie to know that the rich will ALWAYS get the fucking lifeboats, thank you very much.
"Regrettably, we were unable to reach the minimum number of subscribers required to mass print the first issue of The Conservative Teen magazine."
Hey Conservative Teen, the free market called, it told us to tell you you suck.
Of course, it's not actually true that no happily married couples ever divorced.
Until the ACA&#039;s rating rules come into force in 2014, divorce is probably the only rational financial decision to make if you work for a small company through which your spouse receives medical benefits and your spouse is diagnose with one of the more expensive forms of cancer. See, if you make that big claim against your insurance, the insurer will threaten to jack your company&#039;s rates <em>way</em> up, so you&#039;ll be fired. Get divorced, and firing you won&#039;t save anything since your spouse will already be claiming through COBRA anyway. Once COBRA runs out, ex-spouse is likely to be far too sick to work, and medicaid should be available without threat to your assets.
It <em>is</em> really sad, but that&#039;s the reality our FUBAR &quot;health&quot; &quot;care&quot; system has created.
I&#039;m very late to this party. The website is GONE! Thanks a lot wonkette for ridiculing this Important Voice into the dustbin of history.
Conservatives Teens is brought to your teen by the same people who created these gems:
The Hip Hop Christian Conservative
The Punk Rock Teen Conservative
and my favorite...the Conservative Teen Tool....it's never to early to be a tool like dear old Dad.
At the time, nearly everyone in the office was swooning over this flick. I just wasn&#039;t interested. Sensitive liberal that I am, I just don&#039;t dig romance movies...especially sad ones. This practically made me a pariah in the office and folks were all, &quot;Come DB, don&#039;t be a stick in the mud...come with us tomorrow night, you&#039;ll love it&quot;. Seriously, they were like the fucking moonies.
I managed to hold out and one of my coworkers, knowing my political leanings, tried the rich vs. poor angle. &quot;DB, they showed really well how the rich screwed over the steerage passengers&quot;&quot; Well, you know...I don&#039;t have to sit through a 2-3 hour long movie to know that the rich will ALWAYS get the fucking lifeboats, thank you very much.
Freedom Teens!
Are we <em>sure</em> this isn&#039;t some highly developed hoax?
The full name of the server hosting the mag is:
<em>krtins</em>.longboys.net
krtins?
Maybe their hosting company just doesn&#039;t have a high opinion of them...
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Wait...if these teens have to pay Obama&#039;s debt....I was a teen when Reagan was president...hmmm....
Huh...white and blond on the cover. What are the odds?
&quot;Libertarian View: Government Creates Poverty&quot; by John Stossel.
Time to vomit.
&quot;Regrettably, we were unable to reach the minimum number of subscribers required to mass print the first issue of The Conservative Teen magazine.&quot;
Hey Conservative Teen, the free market called, it told us to tell you you suck.
Of course, it&#039;s not actually true that no happily married couples ever divorced.
Until the ACA&#039;s rating rules come into force in 2014, divorce is probably the only rational financial decision to make if you work for a small company through which your spouse receives medical benefits and your spouse is diagnose with one of the more expensive forms of cancer. See, if you make that big claim against your insurance, the insurer will threaten to jack your company&#039;s rates <em>way</em> up, so you&#039;ll be fired. Get divorced, and firing you won&#039;t save anything since your spouse will already be claiming through COBRA anyway. Once COBRA runs out, ex-spouse is likely to be far too sick to work, and medicaid should be available without threat to your assets.
It <em>is</em> really sad, but that&#039;s the reality our FUBAR &quot;health&quot; &quot;care&quot; system has created.
<i>keep the girl clean of any *bling.* </i>
but when they&#039;re on their third or fourth marriage, bling is a prerequisite.
this should go well.
The look about old enough to go fight in the next war the Republicans are dreaming of.
Okay....that one got water spewed all over my desk. Thanks.
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