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Islandfox8's avatar

Gads that's all we need is the dictator’s wife exposing us to her vapid lfe.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

How many more of these Triumph of the Will flavored biopics will it take before Bozos concedes that the public's appetite for them has been slaked? How much Melanoma is enough? How much of his ill gotten gains is that crime domed little prick willing to woo the Mad King with?

Dore Richard's avatar

Hopefully Natalie Harpo up here because nobody gives a fuck about Melania. She’s just an old washed up stripper, but Natalie is the new wife. Anyone tell Melania to go fuck herself

Islandfox8's avatar

All carefully controlled robotic Melania. She is a pathological liar and her past is full of unexplained gaps. How can we take her seriously, a woman with a highschool education, a love for luxery, and multiple plastic surgeries. And then there is her grift and litigation against anyone who dares question her past. She married Trump for his money and he got arm candy to make him look good. They deserve each other. She won't leave him with her pernup in the offing. But once he croaks, she's gone and not looking back.

Emily Robinson's avatar

All this reminds me so much of Succession. Privileged people deluded by their own self-perceived grandeur.

SecretWalrus's avatar

Please do not besmirch our tasty saltines with false comparisons. The humble saltine is a honest, hardworking cracker.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"eyebrow fillers".

Umm, her eyes are down here gents...

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

There needs to be a button on streaming services that is the opposite of "add to my playlist". Something like "if you show me a promo for this again, you get an electric shock to the nards".

Simply not watching this will not be enough to register my gross disgust.

larry gassan's avatar

“Am ready for close-up Mr Bezos…”

<squints>

DemoCat's avatar

It was “successful” because it funneled money into a Trump pocket. The movie sucked, the focus of the documentary is a boring, lifeless, opportunistic bore, and only people already infatuated with this grotesque family was eager to see it. They probably lost more than $60 million, because I’ll bet Melon had a cut of first revenue, not just profit. Because it was always about paying off the Don for favoritism. Much like her bloated “husband,” Melon probably ranks near the bottom for 1st ladies who made an impact. Michelle Obama did. Betty Ford did. Rosalynn Carter did. Melon? She doesn’t really care, do you?

Vic's avatar

Melanja does the best she can.

Happy Camper's avatar

“will explore the first lady’s work inside the White House, along with her family life, career, and philanthropic efforts.”

It's going to be a short one. Do they call each frame of a movie a series now?

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Is Melania still around? I did not know that.

I thought she had been replace by the diaper-fetishist.

jltympanum's avatar

it's becoming clear why some men join the MAGA camp. It's a way to get laid. Trump bagged Melania, D'Souza bagged Laura, and no doubt the list could go on but I can stomach only so much.

Kay Ducky's Booze Clues's avatar

I'd have a tad of respect for her if she were arguing for Real Doll rights.

Suki Herr's avatar

I know this is a bribe. A way to funnel money to Melania, but she’s just not that interesting.

larry gassan's avatar

Ahem…$60M is a loss-leader rounding error speed bump tax write-off* for Bezos. Equal to at least one of Ms Sanchez’ hooters.

*here doing heavy lifting for Jagoff.