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There was a time when I subscribed to the WSJ for the news section.

I think. It was a long time ago.

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Gather ye rosebuds while ye blather?

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"Not ME!"

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His mansion is hyperconnected, dontcha know?

Lot_49's avatar

When you put on the nose It grows and grows.

malsperanza's avatar

Matched the description and arrived promptly, but broke almost immediately. Also, jesus h. christ, what an amazing waste of excess packaging.

malsperanza's avatar

Just remember: Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain; he died in Washington D.C.

PubOption's avatar

Is he showing a lack of intelligence? Err.

Spurning Beer's avatar

And free standard shipping!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The only way he can prove his Americarnality is if he shipped his warehouse operations to some American "protectorate" in the Pacific Ocean.

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Has Richard Cohen applied quill to foolscap over this yet?

bobbert's avatar

It's the implied Akbar that does it.

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Sorry. bobbert's corollary to Em's Law is never, ever click on a Reason linkie.

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I can hardly wait for the introduction of WaPo Prime™.

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Super saver shipping when you buy more than $25 worth of news.