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willi0000000's avatar

EQ, you have a mean streak* . . . i like that.

* a mile wide

willi0000000's avatar

colony creature . . . like a jellyfish.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Delusions of marginal competence is more like it.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Pretty sure I've seen dog poop with white fuzzy fungus growing on it.

DahBoner's avatar

So, what Glenn Beck is trying to say is that a Majority of Americans think he is an asshole and only a small, twisted minority actually listen to him?

Uh, OK...

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

God sub leased the design of Beck's brain to a newly-hired halfwit underling who got half way through the job and said, "Screw this!" and left for the beach. The beach was in Alaska and thus Sarah Palin was born. They deserve each other.

DahBoner's avatar

She was using CFL's!!!

Doloras Funkette's avatar

What a lie. He raped and killed the young girl in 1990, allegedly. Get your facts straight.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A couple three more outbursts like this and I'm going to start thinking that Glenn Beck is full of a) himself and b) shit.

Ulricii's avatar

He killed the young girl and THEN raped her. Allegedly. Get your time sequences straight. Sheesh!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the ball gag took care of those