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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

I once had to endure several women tell me that they admire RFKook Jr. because his muscles show that he's healthy.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

OT: https://bsky.app/profile/factpostnews.bsky.social/post/3mqp353x5ne2w

Sen. Ossoff: Did Trump pardon a convicted narcotrafficker?

Trump-appointed U.S. Attorney Jay Clayton: Yes.

ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS.

Gross.

/FFS

BosGrl's avatar

Blanche: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING OR IF I DO, I'M NOT TELLING!

LOU LOU's avatar

When I learned that human waste was placed on fields used to grow food crops I knew it was only a matter of time before farmers cut corners and rushed to plant crops before the crap was fully free of pathogens. I got into gardening and wish I could meet all my needs from homegrown organic goods. Just don’t have the land yet. This is an old article but a good one on the subject. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/oct/05/biosolids-toxic-chemicals-pollution

Bitter Scribe's avatar

It's not even human crap that's the problem. It's cattle crap, which is even more toxic. Cattle are immune to the strain of E.coli that threatens human lives.

R. Riddle's avatar

Soylent Green would be much safer.

BosGrl's avatar

Blanche says "um" a lot. And he wants to be our latex salesman!

gallbladder's avatar

I mean, if you can't get through a softball-chaired committee chaired by Chuck Grassley, how good can you be?

PrimerGray's avatar

Keep him away from the cleaning woman.

gallbladder's avatar

𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 ...

It's s(h)itting in the White House.

Prometheus59650's avatar

Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, 92, called acting Attorney General Todd Blanche "Mr. Branch" and urged his "Democart" colleagues to look in "the mayor" while chairing the opening of a confirmation hearing Wednesday.

Blanche, President Donald Trump's former personal lawyer, has served as acting attorney general since April, when Trump pushed out former Attorney General Pam Bondi over her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files, according to NPR.

A single Republican "no" vote on the committee could kill Blanche's nomination, NPR reported.

Grassley, chairing the hearing as Senate Judiciary Committee chairman, wasted no time going on offense.

"As sure as sunrise, today, some of my Democart colleagues will tell us that Mr. Branch is a uniquely terrible nominee," Grassley said at the hearing. "I urge them to remember the boy who cried wolf and take a long look in the mayor before lecturing anyone about partisanship at the Justice Department."

Grassley likely intended to say "Mr. Blanche," "Democrat," and "the mirror."

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This is a dude that hasn't ruled out running for another term in '28.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"I'm 92 years old and I'm entitled to a drink!"

The sun is over the yardarm somewhere...

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

I wonder if Sen. Chuck even has an aorta anymore.

josephebacon's avatar

Which is why I have always called him...THE GRASSHOLE!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I happen to know, because I was forced to for professional reasons, that the FDA's approach to food safety was fucked for many years before Trump and RFKJ came along, due to bureaucratic problems. It's complicated, but the basic issue is that there is no clear command structure.

Obviously, Croaky has never met a bad situation that he can't make worse. And his feints toward food safety have been either erratic and trivial (seed oils and food dyes), or they vaporize the instant they get pushback from some rich corporation (glysophate).

Bottom line: Put incompetent people in important positions, get incompetent responses to important issues.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

but does Raw Milk cure Shitstosomyasis?

Trespassers Will's avatar

There’s a reason corporations go with a hierarchical structure. Love it or hate it, it’s how things get done.

SethTriggs's avatar

This is why it's important to remember...when you prioritize your prejudice, privilege and/or Internet clout, you do so at your own peril!

Whew, Gilded Age 2.0 sucks! I wouldn't recommend having one of those, never do that!

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

For the self-righteous pricks out there who think not voting for Harris was the morally superior thing to do….

As of mid-July 2026, the Gaza Health Ministry reports that at least 73,223 Palestinians have been killed and 173,654 others injured since October 7, 2023

Independent models and public health analyses estimate that USAID budget cuts and program shutdowns have resulted in the deaths of approximately 600,000 to 762,000 people globally, with about two-thirds of these victims being children under the age of five.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Trump and Elon have killed more people than Bibi. Think about that.

AJ Milne's avatar

I don’t have time this second to confirm but I’m pretty sure I remember people a while before this even accurately enough tagging images of Drumpf with ‘if explosive diarrhea were a person’.

paperlesstiger's avatar

This is good news for Trump. Now he can fill up his diarrhea plane and dump all over America like his clever AI meme.

tehbaddr's avatar

"specimens of physical perfection like Donald Trump, Stephen Miller, and Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

But look at how tanned and healthy they are RatFucK Jr. and Tramp and ... oh Miller, well anyways...

Shocktreatment's avatar

"I didn't vote for fulminant gonorrhea!!!"

𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦

1: being such as may be reasonably anticipated

2: lying within the range for which forecasts are possible

𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥

1: a source of danger

2: the effect of unpredictable and unanalyzable forces in determining events

𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥

"A foreseeable hazard is any danger, risk, or unsafe condition that a reasonable person could predict or anticipate. If you can reasonably expect an action or environment to cause harm, it is foreseeable..."

Like voting for the Lout.

These fuckin' people! Just imagine writing a script with so many characters so enthusiastically disconnected from their own self-interest and the interests of their loved ones, their communities...

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

all because a brown lady made their dicks shrink.