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Marceline's avatar

Spare me the simplistic kneejerk false equivalence. Donald Trump made his dick size a campaign issue. More than once. If Hillary stood up at the debates and said "Yo, I've got the pussy of a 20 year old!" then your analogy might have some merit.

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David Pseudonym's avatar

But Trump doesn't have a nice thing...

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Biloxiblues's avatar

It is funny and deserved because he is so hypercritical of women's looks e.g.: "she's a pig, " "she used to be a 10"... and those are off the top of my head. Could research it for more examples but, nah.

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Querolous's avatar

If PDX gets one they'll put him in a coat.

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Querolous's avatar

Anyone for canned clams?

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

San Francisco's version of this statue may get a new home...a bar near Union Square wants to host the statue until after the election, and a city/county Supervisor is on board.

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Yr. Gma's avatar

That is the best idea yet!

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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/... have an photo of some foxes to wash the mental images from this articoe

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Puipui's avatar

Apparently Seattle's first reaction was to put a hat on it, because we have a thing around here for putting clothes on statues.

It was later removed, because no one in Cap Hill wants Donald Trump around even in satirical statue form. They should've put it up in Fremont, no one would've blinked.

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Skadi's avatar

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! Steel cage grudge match! Donald Trump vs. Vladimir Lenin! WHO WILL WIN?

https://upload.wikimedia.or...

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Skadi's avatar

Whaddya mean? He's hung like a horse...

...fly.

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Stein Olsen's avatar

You know these things never made it to storage. Some are currently dressed as a mariachi in some NYPD break room.

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Zannah Merrill's avatar

True. I definitely feel like the Great Orange Cottonball is a fantastic national example of "a person who's not nice to the waitstaff is not a nice person."

The only groups he hasn't mocked are groups he sees himself as part of. Which... is intellectually painful, honestly. You'd think he'd do some minor pandering. But he frankly sucks at it, I'm going to guess because his ego blinds him.

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PhilOiseaubay's avatar

Do you REALLY think the artist's depiction isn't accurate? More likely, he will send out someone else's penis pic. If he's smart, he'll send a black guy's penis picture to attract more African American support.

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Lamashtar's avatar

I begin to wonder about humanity in general. Just read the comments on Gawker's old takedown of Scientology and someone said a lot of former Scientologists didn't rebel until it inconvenienced them personally.

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The Librarian's avatar

I could not stare at this statue all day, but really admire the group that pulled this off.

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