It's time for another episode ofAmerica's Choice: The Final Days, starring wacky cocaine addict/hooker assaulter Charlie Sheen, who is apparently a television star and not just a full-time human joke, and what's it, the place with King Tut. Iran? Guess who lost?
Sorry I'm late for this. Friday night I invented an important new drink. First you get a big 10oz. water glass I used my Granny's Baccart, or a big empty wax soda cup, fill it with ice and pour in some Orange Crush and top it with however much expensive cognac you need. I'm calling it Snookie's Sunrise. You are welcome Charlie!
If you got through season 5, you'll probably find 6 and 7 at least moderately entertaining.
It got turned into "The Josh and C.J. Show," with Josh leaving the White House to run Jimmy Smits's campaign (Jimmy Smits is the Ted McGinley of drama), and C.J. taking over as White House Chief of Staff after Leo's first heart attack. Martin Sheen was probably in about a half dozen episodes or so the final year. The additions of Alan Alda, Ron Silver, and Janeane Garofalo were lackluster, though many of the episodes centered on the campaign were pretty interesting, and season 7 did start out with a moderately good subplot modeled after the Valerie Plame scandal.
I was flipping channels the other night and heard Bill O'Reilly mention that we spend too much on education in this country. Perhaps that has something to do with it?
Stop the presses, both of these stores' importance pales in light of the revelation that Dennis Kucinach has settled the lawsuit regarding the olive pit. Wonkette will no doubt be liveblogging the upcoming news conference.
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Oh, please. Of course Egypt is more important! Did a transiently popular 80's band ever record a song titled "Walk like a Charlie Sheenian"? I rest my case.
Sorry I'm late for this. Friday night I invented an important new drink. First you get a big 10oz. water glass I used my Granny's Baccart, or a big empty wax soda cup, fill it with ice and pour in some Orange Crush and top it with however much expensive cognac you need. I'm calling it Snookie's Sunrise. You are welcome Charlie!
Only if he can fuck a Palin. He needs to pick up some of that gravitas. He's already got the gravitis. So he's close!
That's how I mostly see it myself. I am wondering if I need to put a cherry in to make it a proper breakfast drink?
As long as you're being outraged.
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If you got through season 5, you&#039;ll probably find 6 and 7 at least moderately entertaining.
It got turned into &quot;The Josh and C.J. Show,&quot; with Josh leaving the White House to run Jimmy Smits&#039;s campaign (Jimmy Smits is the Ted McGinley of drama), and C.J. taking over as White House Chief of Staff after Leo&#039;s first heart attack. Martin Sheen was probably in about a half dozen episodes or so the final year. The additions of Alan Alda, Ron Silver, and Janeane Garofalo were lackluster, though many of the episodes centered on the campaign were pretty interesting, and season 7 did start out with a moderately good subplot modeled after the Valerie Plame scandal.
Porn stars are well known for making cautious lifestyle choices, after all...
Charlie Sheen&#039;s next step is clear: he needs to buy a baseball team.
I hope she is infected with the sandworms from Dune.
I was flipping channels the other night and heard Bill O&#039;Reilly mention that we spend too much on education in this country. Perhaps that has something to do with it?
to be fair, hollywood would probably kick egypt&#039;s ass too.
The show is still &quot;Two and a Half Men&quot;, but the kid has grown up and Sheen is now the titular half-man.
Stop the presses, both of these stores&#039; importance pales in light of the revelation that Dennis Kucinach has settled the lawsuit regarding the olive pit. Wonkette will no doubt be liveblogging the upcoming news conference.
<i>fake people existing in a made-up universe </i> You forgot about their fake body parts, especially boobs and teeth and hair.
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You could have stopped at &quot;Palin knows &quot;, especially since you followed it with a verifiable fact.
Oh, please. Of course Egypt is more important! Did a transiently popular 80&#039;s band ever record a song titled &quot;Walk like a Charlie Sheenian&quot;? I rest my case.