Helen Clark, leader of a ragtag band of humans locked in a death struggle with endless hordes of Orcs "down under," got a pledge of help from the president of the United States today. "I assured her that our government would want to help in any way we can," said Bush, who announced that he would personally lead his finest warriors into battle against the fiends, cutting their foul flesh from their bounds with their American-forged broadswords.
America Prepares for War On Mordor
America Prepares for War On Mordor
America Prepares for War On Mordor
Helen Clark, leader of a ragtag band of humans locked in a death struggle with endless hordes of Orcs "down under," got a pledge of help from the president of the United States today. "I assured her that our government would want to help in any way we can," said Bush, who announced that he would personally lead his finest warriors into battle against the fiends, cutting their foul flesh from their bounds with their American-forged broadswords.