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SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

That's better

FAP FAP FAP

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Enough with the dicks!!! This is the fourth straight post about dicks!!!

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Get yer Obamapumps!!!11!!1!!

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And lots of pineapple to keep everything nice and fresh.

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Is that a federally subsidized penis pump in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Has Bob Dole done a commercial for this yet?

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There are a lot of Poors out there. If you're going to screw them all, you're going to need quality hardware. Just sayin' ...

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Think about them?

Think WITH them

FIFY

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Trans-Penile Ultrasound- I love their Christmas shows...

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Where the rubber meets the road, what you need is steel-belted radial construction.

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<antisnark>Okay, since this is probably the only place I'll ever have to raise this uncomfortable question anonymously, here goes....

Isn't it weird that we accept that breast-cancer survivors should get implants in their secondary sexual organs that serve no organic function, but rather satisfy a psychological need to "feel complete", (Yeah, I know, that doesn't do the issue justice.) but when it comes to men whose primary sex organ has ceased to function properly thanks to diabetes, prostatitis, cancer, etc., we find the men at best very foolish for trying to remedy it?

Oh, and by the way, if you're like me and your insurance doesn't cover the $18 or so per pill (the weekender, if you must know), be sure to check out its much cheaper Dominican alternative. <resume snark> Nothing personal about this thread. <dick joke>Republicans have teeny tiny weenies<dick joke>

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They were just taking advantage of the "if you pay more you get more" consumer mindset.

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Would it be cheaper to just buy these old farts a gun?

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I'm not just the president, I have a member

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They should let the invisible hand of the free market help them with their problem

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