If she's a diplomat, I'm the Pope. Btw. her husband, Assmouth, was recently talking again about a third term for himself. He still thinks he deserves one, in compensation for all that (imaginary) cheating the Democrats did in 2020. On Friday, also too, "he personally directed the Department of Justice to file a lawsuit seeking to prevent Alaska from certifying its Senate election results if Republicans lose." (https://www.politico.com/news/2026/10/23/im-the-one-trump-says-he-ordered-alaska-elections-lawsuit-01134040). This is .. not normal. This is how our quasi-fascist government acts now.
"“I have also secured an impartial American media organization..."
And that "impartial media organization" is Newsmax? Really? Just how stupid does she think the American public ( not just the MAGA idiots who thirst over her ) really is? Or. alternatively, justg how stupid is she?
Woman in ad who said a Democrat endangers kids pleaded guilty to endangering kids
Shellie Flockhart, who called Iowa Democratic House candidate Sarah Trone Garriott “dangerous” for kids....
"A preliminary breath test displayed a .254 blood alcohol content, three times the .08 legal limit for driving, and a test taken at the jail displayed a .192 level, the affidavit says.
She later pleaded guilty to a count of child endangerment..."
I would be embarrassed to receive a prize or trophy I had not earned.
And, I know at least 3 young people that are alive today because they met me. I met a family in town, one day I was leaving the supermarket and they stopped to tell me I am "an inspiration". The mom hugged me each time she saw me after that. One day the mom told me her child, just turned 18, was now out Trans where before they had been in despair including suicidal until the family saw me living my life, walking confidently to where ever. The mom said her child had a new life because of me.
That's just living. I don't lie, I don't steal, I don't bully or threaten. I just live my life.
I still loathe that musical. Don't make the queen of Argie Nazis into some folk heroine. Don't Cry For Me is up there with Candle In the Wind for songs I love to mock the fuck out of when I write my little poorly done song parodies.
"“It was abundantly clear that without my intervention, the possibility to bring humanitarian aid into the city and to evacuate the elderly would be impossible,” she said in a statement."
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
But yeah everyone has to participate in the kayfabe, yay! Very nice especially when America's PIlonidal Cyst sold us and Ukraine out to Russia.
If somehow this is true then this makes Little Marco and his ill-fitting Florsheims look even worse. What a shitshow this is. Well let's see if something actually happens to help the people sieged in Oleshky.
But here's the thing...there are enough independents and Rs who will see this as "the moment turnip turned presidential by proxy to his callgirl, I mean wife" so...I mean we all know there are millions who have already voted for R's, I know a friend of mine who is 66 just dropped his mom's ballot in the mail, she is 92 and she voted straight R's...Andy Barr is a SOB who voted to take away Medicare, reduced SS, etc, basically make it hard for elderly to live here in KY and yet she just voted for him because she didn't recognize anybody else on the ballot (she did) and she isn't going to vote for anyone of color. Her healthcare coverage has gone to shit, it cost her more for groceries every week but BY GOD IF THERE IS AN R BESIDE THAT NAME THEY ARE GONNA DO IT...even though the R's have ruined this country...I think I'm trying to at least be prepared that the blue wave isn't going to be what we are hoping for, at least not in the non blue states.
Has El-Sayed denounced Hassan Piker who keeps posting about white genocide and great replacement theory? Oh wait, that’s the guy who basically is bankrolling the entire Ken Paxton campaign. My bad.
Opens with a quote from AOC that is just objectively true.
And then proceeds with an argument Republicans have been nodding along to in private for 50 years. They just used to be ashamed to let others hear them say it.
This might be Melania's greatest achievement since launching the James Webb Space Telescope.
I dunno. She did invent the electric guitar and Tang.
If she's a diplomat, I'm the Pope. Btw. her husband, Assmouth, was recently talking again about a third term for himself. He still thinks he deserves one, in compensation for all that (imaginary) cheating the Democrats did in 2020. On Friday, also too, "he personally directed the Department of Justice to file a lawsuit seeking to prevent Alaska from certifying its Senate election results if Republicans lose." (https://www.politico.com/news/2026/10/23/im-the-one-trump-says-he-ordered-alaska-elections-lawsuit-01134040). This is .. not normal. This is how our quasi-fascist government acts now.
My company is auditing eligibility of dependents and wants a copy of my certificate of marriage to Mrs Ciaobella as an eligible dependent. LOL.
Long or short form?
I'm pretty sure we're married. I guess I'll have to track down that Elvis impersonator from 20 years ago.
"“I have also secured an impartial American media organization..."
And that "impartial media organization" is Newsmax? Really? Just how stupid does she think the American public ( not just the MAGA idiots who thirst over her ) really is? Or. alternatively, justg how stupid is she?
Hillary is on board with Supreme Court expansion.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/hillary-clinton-joins-growing-chorus-135820273.html
OK. But I need to hear it from people who will actually be in office to do it.
Woman in ad who said a Democrat endangers kids pleaded guilty to endangering kids
Shellie Flockhart, who called Iowa Democratic House candidate Sarah Trone Garriott “dangerous” for kids....
"A preliminary breath test displayed a .254 blood alcohol content, three times the .08 legal limit for driving, and a test taken at the jail displayed a .192 level, the affidavit says.
She later pleaded guilty to a count of child endangerment..."
That was a couple of 90 proof beers, officer
I'd put on my shocked face, but it's currently being dry-cleaned. After the incident...
Karma struck quickly.
When I was reporting I wrote up the arrest of a guy who blew a .260. He was a liquid.
This is what she demanded for not divocring him over the diesel deal.
I would be embarrassed to receive a prize or trophy I had not earned.
And, I know at least 3 young people that are alive today because they met me. I met a family in town, one day I was leaving the supermarket and they stopped to tell me I am "an inspiration". The mom hugged me each time she saw me after that. One day the mom told me her child, just turned 18, was now out Trans where before they had been in despair including suicidal until the family saw me living my life, walking confidently to where ever. The mom said her child had a new life because of me.
That's just living. I don't lie, I don't steal, I don't bully or threaten. I just live my life.
Because you’re a badass bitch. I use that word as a compliment.
And I take it as such, thank you. :)
Pretty soon the Donald will say she had nothing to do with it, he and Putin have been negotiating in secret.
Someone non-comment this morning that may be we will have our Evita. That would be hilarious. Don't cry for me America.
I still loathe that musical. Don't make the queen of Argie Nazis into some folk heroine. Don't Cry For Me is up there with Candle In the Wind for songs I love to mock the fuck out of when I write my little poorly done song parodies.
I promise not to cry for her, no matter what.
Tonstant Weader fwowed up
Is that Italian?
nah, you're thinking of Tosca. He vomiteded.
Dove posso comprare un buglietto por il treno a Firenze, gallbladder
"“It was abundantly clear that without my intervention, the possibility to bring humanitarian aid into the city and to evacuate the elderly would be impossible,” she said in a statement."
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
But yeah everyone has to participate in the kayfabe, yay! Very nice especially when America's PIlonidal Cyst sold us and Ukraine out to Russia.
If somehow this is true then this makes Little Marco and his ill-fitting Florsheims look even worse. What a shitshow this is. Well let's see if something actually happens to help the people sieged in Oleshky.
But here's the thing...there are enough independents and Rs who will see this as "the moment turnip turned presidential by proxy to his callgirl, I mean wife" so...I mean we all know there are millions who have already voted for R's, I know a friend of mine who is 66 just dropped his mom's ballot in the mail, she is 92 and she voted straight R's...Andy Barr is a SOB who voted to take away Medicare, reduced SS, etc, basically make it hard for elderly to live here in KY and yet she just voted for him because she didn't recognize anybody else on the ballot (she did) and she isn't going to vote for anyone of color. Her healthcare coverage has gone to shit, it cost her more for groceries every week but BY GOD IF THERE IS AN R BESIDE THAT NAME THEY ARE GONNA DO IT...even though the R's have ruined this country...I think I'm trying to at least be prepared that the blue wave isn't going to be what we are hoping for, at least not in the non blue states.
I don't buy their regrets. MAGAts gotta MAGA.
Are there?
"....while she’s waiting for the latest Botox injections to cure."
Why did this sentence make me think of ham being cured? Or even worse, concrete curing?
Have an ear worm:
https://bsky.app/profile/drlarrymitchell.bsky.social/post/3mynfnxbqbs2g
Liberals are the new racists
https://bsky.app/profile/jessespector.com/post/3mynhan6pdk27
the stench of desperation is getting bad.
Has El-Sayed denounced Hassan Piker who keeps posting about white genocide and great replacement theory? Oh wait, that’s the guy who basically is bankrolling the entire Ken Paxton campaign. My bad.
*hums that Sarah McLoughlin song we all are sick of*
White xtian supremacists are so boring
What in the motherfuck is happening?
My fucking gawd.
Opens with a quote from AOC that is just objectively true.
And then proceeds with an argument Republicans have been nodding along to in private for 50 years. They just used to be ashamed to let others hear them say it.