The paranoid-chalkboard set of America just can't get enough gold bars because of the looming installation of the Amero. Luckily some enterprising German capitalists are installing gold vending machines all over our great nation for teabaggers to drool all over as they spend all their investment capital (lottery tickets) on beautiful hunks of financial security.
Do they take credit cards? Surely this is a great deal even with 25% interest.
At $1300+ an ounce your $20 won't get you very far.