Happy 4th of July! Are you an American? Great! Then I can tell you everything you need to know about yourself, based exclusively on your Sun Sign. If you are not an American, stop reading RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, because this is American Astrology (TM), not Commie Foreign Astrology Shit Crap. Seriously, this is for AMERICANS ONLY.
As a Gemini, I was hoping for the Bush twins at least.
Wanna trade for Type II Diabetes?
Ugh! Florida?! oh, well at least it's not Texas.
It's a slippery slope.
Don't forget the yellow fringe.