The humorless testicle-phobes at the American Family Association have gotten wind of this new flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream named "Schweddy Balls." Here is their press release via Right Wing Watch, which quotes the word "balls" no fewer than 10 times, for mysterious reasons:
This is quite a serious matter. Think of the harm to the innocent children!
Those children will receive terrible beatings when they ask for Schweddy Balls and their AFA fathers clobber them sensless, screaming "THAT IS OUR LITTLE SECRET!"
I can imagine calling my physician about this problem ... she&#039;d probably say something like &quot;what do you want <i>me</i> to do about it?&quot; (In a sarcastic tone, unfortunately.)
I bet these dumbfucks are very suspicious of Smucker&#039;s jams, but they just can&#039;t quite put their finger on what it is that bugs them.
With luck, amusement at this bit of wingnut lunacy will go viral, and the AFA will have provided B&amp;J with thirty million dollars worth of publicity for Schweddy Balls ice cream.
I know I&#039;m going to be looking for it now!
That reminds of my days as a youth group adviser at a Catholic church. The kids would eagerly await the latest edition of Catholic Digest and plan their movie going accordingly.
&quot;Do you want to go see Life of Brian?&quot;
&quot;What&#039;s the digest&#039;s rating?
If they object to innuendo in food name, I assume they are preparing press releases objecting to: -wieners -breasts -melon balls -succotash -rump roast -asparagus -fruit -texas toast -twinkies -chik-fellate
If by scoop you mean steam shovel bucket load, then yeah.
And those ladies don&#039;t perspire (let alone sweat - even in the throes of the dirty deed) - they glow.
This is quite a serious matter. Think of the harm to the innocent children!
Those children will receive terrible beatings when they ask for Schweddy Balls and their AFA fathers clobber them sensless, screaming &quot;THAT IS OUR LITTLE SECRET!&quot;
You can understand the concern.
The AFA can lick my balls, Schweddy or not.
In case anyone hasn&#039;t seen it: <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/1..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.hulu.com/watch/116203/saturday-night-l...">http://www.hulu.com/watch/1...
What about <a href="http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/saturday-night-live\/video\/npr\/1226057\/" target="_blank">Dusty Muffins</a>?
I can imagine calling my physician about this problem ... she&#039;d probably say something like &quot;what do you want <i>me</i> to do about it?&quot; (In a sarcastic tone, unfortunately.)
I bet these dumbfucks are very suspicious of Smucker&#039;s jams, but they just can&#039;t quite put their finger on what it is that bugs them.
&quot;I&#039;d love to be an Oscar Mayer weiner&quot; always sounded a bit creepy to me.
With luck, amusement at this bit of wingnut lunacy will go viral, and the AFA will have provided B&amp;J with thirty million dollars worth of publicity for Schweddy Balls ice cream.
I know I&#039;m going to be looking for it now!
&quot;It seems that offending customers has become an annual tradition for Ben &amp; Jerry&rsquo;s &quot;
Whereas offending rational people is a daily tradition for fucksticks like you.
Ah Phil...we hardly knew ye.
That reminds of my days as a youth group adviser at a Catholic church. The kids would eagerly await the latest edition of Catholic Digest and plan their movie going accordingly.
&quot;Do you want to go see Life of Brian?&quot;
&quot;What&#039;s the digest&#039;s rating?
&quot;Morally objectionable&quot;
&quot;I&#039;ll get my jacket.&quot;
Frankly my dear, I don&#039;t give a reservoir.
i bet that flavor would be made with Real Orphan Tears.
If they object to innuendo in food name, I assume they are preparing press releases objecting to: -wieners -breasts -melon balls -succotash -rump roast -asparagus -fruit -texas toast -twinkies -chik-fellate