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ALL HAIL SANTA!

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You know, some UD entries are just trolling.

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That would be the two or three days a week he shows up, right?

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An Arsenal hijab?

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Were I to do graffiti in Maryland, I'd go around Baltimore spray painting "OMAR LIVES" everywhere.

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Hatin' on the Eagles and football season ain't even started yet.

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Every time I see the Teatards misspell it this way, it makes me think of my BEAGLE. Emily is oblivious to the skin color, national origin or immigration status of children. All she knows is that she loves them and instinctively wants to be near them.

Bless the beasts and the children.

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You'll shoot your eye out kid

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They sprayed paint in their face trying to hit the Undo button.

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That is what happens to an eagle when it dresses provocatively. What did it expect? It was prancing around a red state dressed like a chicken.

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These fuckin' people make me stabby.

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No ILLITERATES ALOUD.

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Jesus Christ - is stupid contagious?

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Brick wall - got no spellcheck.

Damn.

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You're coment is suspiciusly well-spelled. <i>J'accuse!</i>

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is it Kortney?

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