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Wookie Monster's avatar

Fuck Romneybot. He's still the same calculating POS he that greeted the deaths of five Americans with glee because he could exploit that against Obama.

lmurr's avatar

He wrote himself in while having a rummage in his pants. Some dreams never die and you gotta get your jollies where you can.

semanticantics's avatar

Wouldn't he want a country where he has a bank account? So Ireland (fuck RIGHT off you tangerine maggot), the UK (How deep is BoJo's love? How would a Brexit-ed UK cope with the US saying no trade deals for you unless you extradite him?), and Gyna. I predict Gyna. If they'd let him in once he is useless to them.

lmurr's avatar

I think the magic underpants just winked at her.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Dubai. Lots of golf courses in Dubai.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Trump still hold rallies? With what? He's sure as hell not going to do it on his own dime. He might very well find his time occupied by the likes of the State of New York.

And rumor has it the President's personal lawyer drops his pants to his ankles when he pees in public restrooms.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Romney's positioning himself for the '24 race. He'll brand himself as the Comeback Kid, and even his fellow Republicans will snicker uncontrollably.

Dinz6315's avatar

Drop dead, Rush. I mean that sincerely from my heart.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

"...that sounds fun, like the end of an old monster movie where Frankenstein's creature and the Wolfman fight in a burning castle..."

That does sound fun. This is just another reason to love SER; he knows how to have FUN! With votes.

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

One fortune cookie I don't want to see.

fredoandme's avatar

well....now that they KNOW him a bit better.....

fredoandme's avatar

don't think for a second that this is the end of us, bobby.

fredoandme's avatar

bertrand russell would have laughed his ass off.

fredoandme's avatar

i lost it when her killer said that her last words were, "tell bobby he was the only man i ever loved."