Wonkette herself stopped by last night from her book-writing leave of absence to do justice to the State of the Union. Good thing, too, because I promised myself I'd spend the evening performing abortions while enjoying some old-fashioned, America-loving anal sex. Taking it in the ass is the least we can all do for America and freedom in these troubled times, as I'm sure Michelle Malkin will agree.
American Idol Beats SOTU -- Sort Of, Not Really
American Idol Beats SOTU -- Sort Of, Not…
American Idol Beats SOTU -- Sort Of, Not Really
Wonkette herself stopped by last night from her book-writing leave of absence to do justice to the State of the Union. Good thing, too, because I promised myself I'd spend the evening performing abortions while enjoying some old-fashioned, America-loving anal sex. Taking it in the ass is the least we can all do for America and freedom in these troubled times, as I'm sure Michelle Malkin will agree.