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American Literary Icon Donald Trump Not Impressed With Juli Weiner
Vulgar idiot Donald Trump was born into a multi-million-dollar fortune andstillwent bankrupt, repeatedly, because he's so dumb he can't figure out how to make money off casinos and New York real estate. Is he actually retarded? No, he just talks that way! Donald Trump is actually a respected editor and American literary icon -- remember his hilarious satirical novel,The Art of the Deal? If there's anything funnier than a born-rich tool repeatedly going bankrupt because he's so stupid, it's actually titling the book TRUMP: The Art of the Deal. Anyway, now he's just another half-senile racist jabbering to one of his Czech prostitutes or Fox News about how that shiftless Obama got himself born in Hawaii somehow just so he could collect welfare like the rest of the coloreds. Also, Donald Trump is not impressed with former Wonkette editor Juli Weiner.
Trump brushed a few loose two-foot-long strands of dyed-orange side hair from his Neanderthal forehead and got out the Sharpie and began writing furious notes to Graydon Carter, current editor ofVanity Fairand founding editor ofSPY Magazine, which was mostly concerned with calling Donald Trump a "short-fingered vulgarian," because that's what he is.
Anyway, Donald Trump is ANGRY about this Juli Weiner writing these magazine articles that are actually blog posts printed out, so Donald Trump can figure out how to look at them. Juli writes at VF Daily:
On March 24, Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter received a packet of documents from Trump containing a print-out of a VF Daily blog post from the week prior (shown below), several articles from blogs and newspapers concerning the ratings of Celebrity Apprentice and Trump’s presidential aspirations, and an embossed “DONALD J. TRUMP” note card of surprisingly thin paper stock.
To answer Trump’s one question, Ben Smith is a writer at Politico.
And with that, a writer even younger than his latest wife taught 85-year-old Donald Trump some important news about the "Washington Political Scene." We just hope Juli doesn't like tacky, glass-and-gold-trim condo buildings, because she is now on Donald Trump's blacklist. (Haha just kidding, Trump would take money from literally anyone, including Stalin ... take it, and then immediately lose it, and then go bankrupt. Again.) [ Vanity Fair ]