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Sean Gothman's avatar

That's right, Frank Stallone.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

needz moar "<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/442771\/donald-trump-blasts-gail-collins-for-poor-word-usage-in-grammatically-challenged-letter" target="_blank">I KNOW WRITING BECAUSE I'M A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR</a>!!!!!!"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Race relations from Jessie Helms.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dashboard Trumper?

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fuflans's avatar

sackville-baggins.

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fuflans's avatar

this is going to be just a fabulous electoral season.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah he looks like a cross between an aging robert redford and an always aged ted koppel - which is so much better than trump at any age.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

His ties to Jamaica are revealing. As he explained in his well-written bestselling tome, "Don't Make It, Sell It!"<blockquote>It was a few years ago that I came across a blunt from my youth in Jamaica. Still sealed in a plastic bag I wondered if it had aged well. I turned it over in my fingers, smelled its cool aromas with my nose. Looks good, smells good. But what about taste. I made an immediate, executive decision. "You're fired!" I said. A few hours later, I came up with my idea for "The Apprentice". I am a fucking genius.</blockquote>

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schmannity's avatar

St. Thomas Aquinas?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This guy has thinner skin than a shaved peach although I think he’s smarter… maybe.

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Mahousu's avatar

I have an uneasy feeling that this is Trump's version of a courtship ritual. Probably next week he'll send Juli twelve dozen roses and a case of Godiva chocolate. (Paid for out of campaign funds; he's not about to use his own money.)

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schmannity's avatar

Gary Trudeau?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Now you've hurt her feelings.

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chascates's avatar

If Trump disses SKS he's a dead man.

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chascates's avatar

He can't; it's covered with hair.

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