Vulgar idiot Donald Trump was born into a multi-million-dollar fortune andstillwent bankrupt, repeatedly, because he's so dumb he can't figure out how to make money off casinos and New York real estate. Is he actually retarded? No, he just talks that way! Donald Trump is actually a respected editor and American literary icon -- remember his hilarious satirical novel,
His ties to Jamaica are revealing. As he explained in his well-written bestselling tome, &quot;Don&#039;t Make It, Sell It!&quot;<blockquote>It was a few years ago that I came across a blunt from my youth in Jamaica. Still sealed in a plastic bag I wondered if it had aged well. I turned it over in my fingers, smelled its cool aromas with my nose. Looks good, smells good. But what about taste. I made an immediate, executive decision. &quot;You&#039;re fired!&quot; I said. A few hours later, I came up with my idea for &quot;The Apprentice&quot;. I am a fucking genius.</blockquote>
I have an uneasy feeling that this is Trump&#039;s version of a courtship ritual. Probably next week he&#039;ll send Juli twelve dozen roses and a case of Godiva chocolate. (Paid for out of campaign funds; he&#039;s not about to use his own money.)
That&#039;s right, Frank Stallone.
needz moar &quot;<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/442771\/donald-trump-blasts-gail-collins-for-poor-word-usage-in-grammatically-challenged-letter" target="_blank">I KNOW WRITING BECAUSE I&#039;M A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR</a>!!!!!!&quot;
Race relations from Jessie Helms.
Dashboard Trumper?
sackville-baggins.
this is going to be just a fabulous electoral season.
yeah he looks like a cross between an aging robert redford and an always aged ted koppel - which is so much better than trump at any age.
His ties to Jamaica are revealing. As he explained in his well-written bestselling tome, &quot;Don&#039;t Make It, Sell It!&quot;<blockquote>It was a few years ago that I came across a blunt from my youth in Jamaica. Still sealed in a plastic bag I wondered if it had aged well. I turned it over in my fingers, smelled its cool aromas with my nose. Looks good, smells good. But what about taste. I made an immediate, executive decision. &quot;You&#039;re fired!&quot; I said. A few hours later, I came up with my idea for &quot;The Apprentice&quot;. I am a fucking genius.</blockquote>
St. Thomas Aquinas?
This guy has thinner skin than a shaved peach although I think he&rsquo;s smarter&hellip; maybe.
I have an uneasy feeling that this is Trump&#039;s version of a courtship ritual. Probably next week he&#039;ll send Juli twelve dozen roses and a case of Godiva chocolate. (Paid for out of campaign funds; he&#039;s not about to use his own money.)
Gary Trudeau?
Now you&#039;ve hurt her feelings.
If Trump disses SKS he&#039;s a dead man.
He can&#039;t; it&#039;s covered with hair.