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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Simple really - off load this function to the private sector.

chascates's avatar

I believe in the 1960s all of the launch codes were actually '00000000' or something like that. Seemed like a good idea at the time. The GOP will probably look into privatizing missile launches when they assume control again.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>Couldn't they just have a fling with a younger Pershing II or something? </i>

Not in this country. Two missiles getting it on? Gay war sex in the US? I think not!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

They're probably all, "Look...we can destroy whole cities...but torturing a kid for 10 years...that's just immoral."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Plus you'd get some kick ass tone