True Americans everywhere are finally wising up to the fact that they will live another four years under the rule of the Nobamanation, and that basically all hope for freedom is now lost.
To be fair, quite a few years ago, I found myself on a flight out of Dallas with the Cowboy cheerleaders, and they were pretty cute in their travelling outfits.
That's gonna take, like, four years to set up.
Nothing wrong with giving a Cowgirl a ride.
(Whew)
Then I'm in.
Moving to FlorDuh did not raise the statewide IQ, as I had hoped - the sheer amount of proud ignorance is more resistant than first believed.
We'll just take all the W's off DoD keyboards in New Jesusland when we leave. That oughta do it.
Didn't need no welfare state...
"hunted down by vicious Hessian mercenaries"
Yosemite Sam libel!
Actually, one of my ancestors was one of those Hessians. From what I can tell he was a bit of a jerk.
Wait, Renee Z was born in Tex...
Oh, now ISWYDT. Nevermind.
This. This I like.
It's already gone meta!
To be fair, quite a few years ago, I found myself on a flight out of Dallas with the Cowboy cheerleaders, and they were pretty cute in their travelling outfits.
Finally. A purpose for all those FEMA prisons.
Adios mofo.
Funny how Louisianans had no thoughts of secession when the Katrina dollars were flowing in or a BP cleanup was happening.