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Chris Grrr's avatar

(Whew)

Then I'm in.

Moving to FlorDuh did not raise the statewide IQ, as I had hoped - the sheer amount of proud ignorance is more resistant than first believed.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

We'll just take all the W's off DoD keyboards in New Jesusland when we leave. That oughta do it.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Didn't need no welfare state...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"hunted down by vicious Hessian mercenaries"

Yosemite Sam libel!

Actually, one of my ancestors was one of those Hessians. From what I can tell he was a bit of a jerk.

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bobbert's avatar

Wait, Renee Z was born in Tex...

Oh, now ISWYDT. Nevermind.

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bobbert's avatar

This. This I like.

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bobbert's avatar

It's already gone meta!

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bobbert's avatar

To be fair, quite a few years ago, I found myself on a flight out of Dallas with the Cowboy cheerleaders, and they were pretty cute in their travelling outfits.

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schmannity's avatar

Finally. A purpose for all those FEMA prisons.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Adios mofo.

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schmannity's avatar

Funny how Louisianans had no thoughts of secession when the Katrina dollars were flowing in or a BP cleanup was happening.

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