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Chris Grrr's avatar

(Whew)

Then I'm in.

Moving to FlorDuh did not raise the statewide IQ, as I had hoped - the sheer amount of proud ignorance is more resistant than first believed.

Chris Grrr's avatar

We'll just take all the W's off DoD keyboards in New Jesusland when we leave. That oughta do it.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Didn't need no welfare state...

Vienna Woods's avatar

"hunted down by vicious Hessian mercenaries"

Yosemite Sam libel!

Actually, one of my ancestors was one of those Hessians. From what I can tell he was a bit of a jerk.

bobbert's avatar

Wait, Renee Z was born in Tex...

Oh, now ISWYDT. Nevermind.

bobbert's avatar

It's already gone meta!

bobbert's avatar

To be fair, quite a few years ago, I found myself on a flight out of Dallas with the Cowboy cheerleaders, and they were pretty cute in their travelling outfits.

schmannity's avatar

Finally. A purpose for all those FEMA prisons.

schmannity's avatar

Funny how Louisianans had no thoughts of secession when the Katrina dollars were flowing in or a BP cleanup was happening.