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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The sun never sets on the British Empire...because God doesn't trust the Brits.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Excellent suggestion!

Though, do ya think there'll be sufficient security to hold back the throngs of cheering Brit's?

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WA Bishop's avatar

Today, we are all Scottish. Because if it's not Scottish it's crap.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I had a fairly long discussion of all this with my tutor at college, after he was trying to get me money from some scholarship fund. Turned out I wasn't eligible... conversation started something like:

"Where was your mother born?" "Belfast" "Oh. Does she have an excuse for that?" "Errr, does 'that's where her parents were from' count?" "No, that's a shame." "Why?" "Well, there's this endowment, but it's only for people whose parents were both born in Great Britain."

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'd go more for tosspot.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Sounds like the kid is no "<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Irish_road_bowling" target="_blank">stylish bowler</a>"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Old New York" would go over well.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

First time I've seen residents standing on the sidewalks on Riverside Drive, just watching the sky going all apocalyptic. It was impressive.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'd like to start referring to "The United States of America, and Texas", to avoid embarassment when overseas.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And why are those eggs named after someone who betrayed the Americans to the British?? Hmmm???

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He was once a charismatic robot from Antares and Torchwood decided that such advanced technology was too good to destroy so they installed a Monty Python Twit Subroutine that allowed the robot to wander about?<br /><br />---

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“I like those fancy hats you got. Really sprung for the big bucks, huh?”

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Technically, or constitutionally, Northern Ireland is not part of the 'United Kingdom'.</blockquote>

You've parsed your "and" wrong. It's not (The United Kingdom of Great Britain) and Northern Ireland. It's The United Kingdom of (Great Britain and Northern Ireland).

NI <em>is</em> part of the UK, it is not part of GB.

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Mahousu's avatar

The next time Mitt goes on a trip, he should take Zwinky with him. And let her do all the talking.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well, the family has a dog, and brothers and sisters, and a baby, and a crippled neighbor...so, shock funny, yeah.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Wouldn't that be "bloke?"

Your move, Limey Lizzie...

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