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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The sun never sets on the British Empire...because God doesn't trust the Brits.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Excellent suggestion!

Though, do ya think there'll be sufficient security to hold back the throngs of cheering Brit's?

WA Bishop's avatar

Today, we are all Scottish. Because if it's not Scottish it's crap.

SullivanSt's avatar

I had a fairly long discussion of all this with my tutor at college, after he was trying to get me money from some scholarship fund. Turned out I wasn't eligible... conversation started something like:

"Where was your mother born?" "Belfast" "Oh. Does she have an excuse for that?" "Errr, does 'that's where her parents were from' count?" "No, that's a shame." "Why?" "Well, there's this endowment, but it's only for people whose parents were both born in Great Britain."

SullivanSt's avatar

I'd go more for tosspot.

SullivanSt's avatar

Sounds like the kid is no "<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Irish_road_bowling" target="_blank">stylish bowler</a>"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Old New York" would go over well.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

First time I've seen residents standing on the sidewalks on Riverside Drive, just watching the sky going all apocalyptic. It was impressive.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'd like to start referring to "The United States of America, and Texas", to avoid embarassment when overseas.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And why are those eggs named after someone who betrayed the Americans to the British?? Hmmm???

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He was once a charismatic robot from Antares and Torchwood decided that such advanced technology was too good to destroy so they installed a Monty Python Twit Subroutine that allowed the robot to wander about?<br /><br />---

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“I like those fancy hats you got. Really sprung for the big bucks, huh?”

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Technically, or constitutionally, Northern Ireland is not part of the 'United Kingdom'.</blockquote>

You've parsed your "and" wrong. It's not (The United Kingdom of Great Britain) and Northern Ireland. It's The United Kingdom of (Great Britain and Northern Ireland).

NI <em>is</em> part of the UK, it is not part of GB.

Mahousu's avatar

The next time Mitt goes on a trip, he should take Zwinky with him. And let her do all the talking.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well, the family has a dog, and brothers and sisters, and a baby, and a crippled neighbor...so, shock funny, yeah.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Wouldn't that be "bloke?"

Your move, Limey Lizzie...