Last night, do-gooding public broadcaster NPR asked the American people to describe last night's State of the Union Address in a few words. America's overwhelming response: "Salmon." So if you look at this graphic they made, the mean response to the query is "Salmon inspiring education." That is pretty close to what Obama was saying, right? We should look to our country's salmon for inspiration, as they have a more stable society and economic system than the humans who live here?
Amen, DZ...amen. I just happen to be reading Witches Abroad (for the zilllionth time). I got a chuckle thinking about Bachman trying to explain her positions to Granny Weatherwax.
Ooooohhhhhh, when I heard about smoking salmon I wondered how they roll joints without fingers. I guess no one minds if the joint gets all slimy, so there's that.
Wasn't there some kind of "you know you're gay if" thing where if you identified the words salmon, sage, and peach as colors instead of food? Was Hopey sending a shout out to the gheys?
A few years ago I went to a "comedy" improv show. One of the players called out to the audience for an emotion they could riff on. The first person to shout out said "moist".
Moist - it seems our country has crossed the event horizon of the irretrievably stupid black hole.
Amen, DZ...amen. I just happen to be reading Witches Abroad (for the zilllionth time). I got a chuckle thinking about Bachman trying to explain her positions to Granny Weatherwax.
Ooooohhhhhh, when I heard about smoking salmon I wondered how they roll joints without fingers. I guess no one minds if the joint gets all slimy, so there's that.
Up fists for you and BerkelyBear PLUS I will follow my fellow Pratchettphiles anywhere.
Wasn't there some kind of "you know you're gay if" thing where if you identified the words salmon, sage, and peach as colors instead of food? Was Hopey sending a shout out to the gheys?
Simple free association: Salmon = dead fish = stench = tea party = government train wreck
Salmon is the metaphor for our political woes. <i>Man, I&#039;m so sick of hearing about all that salmon.</i>
They did a comic sans-esque font for the independents comic sans word box <a href="http://www.wordle.net/show/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/3040589/State_Of_...">http://www.wordle.net/show/...
Is there such a thing?
A few years ago I went to a &quot;comedy&quot; improv show. One of the players called out to the audience for an emotion they could riff on. The first person to shout out said &quot;moist&quot;.
Moist - it seems our country has crossed the event horizon of the irretrievably stupid black hole.
big bipartisan sounds vaguely dirty.