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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Amen, DZ...amen. I just happen to be reading Witches Abroad (for the zilllionth time). I got a chuckle thinking about Bachman trying to explain her positions to Granny Weatherwax.

PsycWench's avatar

Ooooohhhhhh, when I heard about smoking salmon I wondered how they roll joints without fingers. I guess no one minds if the joint gets all slimy, so there's that.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Up fists for you and BerkelyBear PLUS I will follow my fellow Pratchettphiles anywhere.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wasn't there some kind of "you know you're gay if" thing where if you identified the words salmon, sage, and peach as colors instead of food? Was Hopey sending a shout out to the gheys?

chascates's avatar

Simple free association: Salmon = dead fish = stench = tea party = government train wreck

Salmon is the metaphor for our political woes. <i>Man, I'm so sick of hearing about all that salmon.</i>

Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

They did a comic sans-esque font for the independents comic sans word box <a href="http://www.wordle.net/show/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/3040589/State_Of_...">http://www.wordle.net/show/...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A few years ago I went to a "comedy" improv show. One of the players called out to the audience for an emotion they could riff on. The first person to shout out said "moist".

Moist - it seems our country has crossed the event horizon of the irretrievably stupid black hole.

fuflans's avatar

big bipartisan sounds vaguely dirty.