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Incoming Ham's avatar

This was an opportunity for some enterprising dentist to set up shop on the mall and offer "non-socialist discount tooth cleanings". Yes - just "tooth". Of course a deeper discount if four or five people have a full set of teeth between them.

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That took nerve - the minimum-wagers behind the counter must have been tempted to spit in the coffee.

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They also have a "honk to impeach" sign **facing the Mall**.

I trust that the Canada geese were too smart to comply.

TundraGrifter's avatar

On Sundays they attend St. Mattress.

Incoming Ham's avatar

There is still time. We have the whole weekend in front of us. Here's to hoping that one of them wraps himself in a flag and holds a bible in the air.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Who wants to make a bet that the flag will be draped over the cross at some point?

Vienna Woods's avatar

God, what a fucking awful May 2-4

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Damn Karl Rove! I used "THE Math" to get that date!

bobbert's avatar

That's for fucking sure.

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<a href="http:\/\/specularphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/DontLaugh.jpg" target="_blank">Nyuk!</a>

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's full of stars! NO WAIT! I'm wrong. It's full of stupid.

Spurning Beer's avatar

What -- no food court, no Cinnabon stores?