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Incoming Ham's avatar

This was an opportunity for some enterprising dentist to set up shop on the mall and offer "non-socialist discount tooth cleanings". Yes - just "tooth". Of course a deeper discount if four or five people have a full set of teeth between them.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That took nerve - the minimum-wagers behind the counter must have been tempted to spit in the coffee.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They also have a "honk to impeach" sign **facing the Mall**.

I trust that the Canada geese were too smart to comply.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

On Sundays they attend St. Mattress.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

There is still time. We have the whole weekend in front of us. Here's to hoping that one of them wraps himself in a flag and holds a bible in the air.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Who wants to make a bet that the flag will be draped over the cross at some point?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

God, what a fucking awful May 2-4

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

you forgot the TruckNutz™

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Damn Karl Rove! I used "THE Math" to get that date!

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bobbert's avatar

That's for fucking sure.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/specularphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/DontLaugh.jpg" target="_blank">Nyuk!</a>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We resolve it by voting every four years. So far, so good.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Git off of my ... oh wait, it's yours too. *sigh* Carry on.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Recharge of the Light Brigade!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's full of stars! NO WAIT! I'm wrong. It's full of stupid.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

What -- no food court, no Cinnabon stores?

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