America, your long national nightmare is almost over! As predicted, tens of millions of protesters have flooded into Washington DC, bringing the city to a halt and trapping the illegal so-called "leaders" of the illegitimate, unconstitutional "government" inside the walls of their marble fortresses -- but only temporarily, as they will surely hear the call of We The People and step down in disgrace.
This was an opportunity for some enterprising dentist to set up shop on the mall and offer "non-socialist discount tooth cleanings". Yes - just "tooth". Of course a deeper discount if four or five people have a full set of teeth between them.
There is still time. We have the whole weekend in front of us. Here's to hoping that one of them wraps himself in a flag and holds a bible in the air.
This was an opportunity for some enterprising dentist to set up shop on the mall and offer "non-socialist discount tooth cleanings". Yes - just "tooth". Of course a deeper discount if four or five people have a full set of teeth between them.
That took nerve - the minimum-wagers behind the counter must have been tempted to spit in the coffee.
They also have a "honk to impeach" sign **facing the Mall**.
I trust that the Canada geese were too smart to comply.
On Sundays they attend St. Mattress.
There is still time. We have the whole weekend in front of us. Here's to hoping that one of them wraps himself in a flag and holds a bible in the air.
Who wants to make a bet that the flag will be draped over the cross at some point?
God, what a fucking awful May 2-4
you forgot the TruckNutz™
Damn Karl Rove! I used "THE Math" to get that date!
That's for fucking sure.
<a href="http:\/\/specularphoto.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/DontLaugh.jpg" target="_blank">Nyuk!</a>
We resolve it by voting every four years. So far, so good.
Git off of my ... oh wait, it&#039;s yours too. *sigh* Carry on.
The Recharge of the Light Brigade!
It&#039;s full of stars! NO WAIT! I&#039;m wrong. It&#039;s full of stupid.
What -- no food court, no Cinnabon stores?