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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

"the issue of illegals is one of the biggest that face us today"Turn. Off. The. TV. Go. Outside. Breathe.

The Quirk's avatar

They're only called American Thinkerth by people who lisp.

therblig's avatar

nah, that's just when trumpy files his yooge voter fraud lawsuit and sacrifices a goat and possibly some virgins to re-animate dead scalia for a ruling.

therblig's avatar

which one does he get?

Donkey Option's avatar

There's someone on the Bernie thread from yesterday who is going on and on about this. Maybe we should redirect him here. That thread has too many posts as it is.

Donkey Option's avatar

He does so well with lawsuits, at least that what he keeps telling his supporters.

dshwa's avatar

American thinker - not much any truth in that advertizing.

dshwa's avatar

Benghazi. He was the practice run.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

In college, I took a class called Sin and Sexuality in Literature (it was a very popular class). Our first assignment was to break out into groups and evaluate the content and style of a selection of letters to Penthouse.

Like all of the other chicks in our group, I was absolutely shocked to find that every single guy in our group thought they were real letters written by real women. These guys argued with us vociferously for hours about how we were wrong to say that real women don't talk about their bodies the way that they did in the letters, and they were outraged at the idea that the letters were fake and followed a formula.

In the end, after hours of argument, I think we only managed to convince maybe half of the guys in our group that these were not actual stories of actual events...and other groups reported the same results. It was pretty stunning.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Pffffft you libruls and your fancy "facts" and "reality." Like real Amurkins care about that...

Doug Langley's avatar

And the desk assistant wasn't locked in the gym overnight with the horny ladies oiling the exercise equipment?

Zango Crudmonger's avatar

"assumes facts not in evidence" yadda yadda.

BigBoppa - Yeah, that one's avatar

We’re not even sure who David Prentice is.

I imagine a scene something like this:

Flunky: I've finished typing up your submission for American Thinker Mr. Trump. But I have one concern sir. You've indicated that you want it posted under the name John Miller but, with all due respect sir, everyone is aware that you've used that name in the past to...

Donald Trump (inturrupting): OK. OK. Just submit it under the name John Baron then.

F: Ummm, Sir? The press is on to the name John Baron too. They...

DT: Hmmm. I know, Make it David Baron...or David Miller...or Miller Baron..... Wait. What's your name dear?

F: Debra Prentice sir....I've been working for you for 7 yea...

DT: That's good! But we can't use a chick name. Make it David Prentice. They'll never figure that out.

F: Yes sir....as you wi....

DT: Oh, and by the way. You're fired.

Cranky Man's avatar

Yeah, and he had the vocabulary of a 4th grader, like that kid that sits in the back of the class room eating his boogers, right? Then, at recess would push little kids to the ground from behind and stick dirt clods in your, I mean their mouth. A vocabulary that was easy to understand with a BAC 10 times the legal limit.

Courser's avatar

It's old news. Really fucking old news. We all know about it and made our peace with it way back when. Besides I don't understand how Bill's fiasco becomes Hillary's problems. It's a silly, desperate argument