Hey, here's somebody we haven't heard from in a while! Must be Bid For Relevance Week for losing GOP candidates! Retired Army colonel and failed Florida Rep. Allen West, whom you may remember from his unabashedly patriotic efforts to protect America from communist tyranny by pushing for the installation of a military junta. He's back though, sputtering nonsense as a Fox News contributor — it was his only choice, really, since he lost his seat in the House to some accountant and is now too old to get paid for his only marketable job skill, murdering people. Oh, sure, there's always "mall security guard," but it's just not the same.
Who is Mike Savage kidding? He's never been within hearing distance of a college chick at a dorm and can't possibly know what they sound like.
OT: That ad up there - 7 Things You Must Know Before Approaching a Woman?
That's an easy one:
1) Women are people. 2) <strong>Women</strong> are people. 3) Women <strong>are</strong> people. 4) Women are <strong>people</strong>. 5) <strong>Women</strong> are <strong>people</strong>. 6) <strong>Women are people</strong>. 7) You should probably be sure you don&#039;t have something in your teeth.
I know right? What the fuck is that even supposed to <em>mean</em>?
Pretty fucking sure early feminists fought hard and successfully for better opportunities in higher education. Pretty fucking sure that&#039;s the exact fucking opposite of Khmer Rouge.
Say, you know who else seeks to discourage higher education?
Punning is the basest form of humor, and we love our humor base.
They just shut that whole thing down.
Who is Mike Savage kidding? He&#039;s never been within hearing distance of a college chick at a dorm and can&#039;t possibly know what they sound like.
Quod Erat Derperandum, indeed.
Don&#039;t give up hope!
OK, Bob.
Through a time machine?
Pol Pot? He is just like that Gangnam Style guy, I&#039;m sure...
Isn&#039;t there some shut-the-fuck-up serum we could slip into their Froot Loops?
Well, we almost succeeded with the whole Flouride in the water mind control plot.
OT: That ad up there - 7 Things You Must Know Before Approaching a Woman?
That&#039;s an easy one:
1) Women are people. 2) <strong>Women</strong> are people. 3) Women <strong>are</strong> people. 4) Women are <strong>people</strong>. 5) <strong>Women</strong> are <strong>people</strong>. 6) <strong>Women are people</strong>. 7) You should probably be sure you don&#039;t have something in your teeth.
I know right? What the fuck is that even supposed to <em>mean</em>?
Pretty fucking sure early feminists fought hard and successfully for better opportunities in higher education. Pretty fucking sure that&#039;s the exact fucking opposite of Khmer Rouge.
Say, you know who else seeks to discourage higher education?
Just like a woman, can&#039;t make up her mind...
/duck /flee
Pitch it to Netflix, then you can binge on release day.
You know who doesn&#039;t know?
You thinking Pay-per-View?
Millions.
Oh brave new world, that has such people in it.