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In my old hometown a family of fat asses -- imagine everyone over the age of 15 being 300lbs+ -- had their sewer line burst in the middle of winter, it was a like a magical putrid poo fountain on the side of the street, when spring came along, you could still smell it. The newspaper article about the incident said that they had to unclog 40 feet of fat from the sewer pipe, which means they had accumulated at least ~3000 cubic inches of that stuff just from their house.

Only time I went over there was when my father order me to help them install a satellite dish on the roof, Seeing their kitchen, it all made sense, on the island there was a 3 feet foot tall stack of Debbie snack cakes surrounded by dozens of bags of potato/corn chips. The top of their fridge had a dozen 3-liters of orange/grape/lemon-lime soda. Their oversized fridge was filled from top to bottom with processed meats and cheese.

The creepy daughter in the span of a single afternoon tried to feed me; a pastrami sandwich the size of my head with half a bag of Doritos, chocolate chip cookies and milk, bagel-pizzas, BBQ chicken, a quasedila and copious amounts of orange soda. When I asked for water, they said they would have to go out for it, when I explained tap water, they looked at me like I had insulted their god.

I think a poo tax is a fine idea.

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God Bless France.

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Bears already have bear arms, giving them human arms would remind me of that centipede movie and I have not had lunch yet, so don't go there.

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Just say no to giving Quaaludes to polar bears!

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dunette!

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I disagree; it will only lead to black market poo.

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Well, hope away, but don't think you can apologize for being a speciesist or whatever animal rights call those people. Because NOT ALL POLAR BEARS ARE LIKE THAT.

Oh wait...they are? never mind. carry on.

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<i>A provision of the stimulus bill had cut taxes for 95 percent of working families by changing withholding rates. In a New York Times/CBS News Poll last month, fewer than one in 10 respondents knew that the Obama administration had lowered taxes for most Americans. Half of those polled said they thought that their taxes had stayed the same, a third thought that their taxes had gone up, and about a tenth said they did not know. </i>

Ignorance is the right's greatest weapon and they have an unlimited supply of it.

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Forget solar panels, all we need to replace oil is a way to harness the boundless ignorance of the American public. Get on it, science nerds!

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