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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I'm really starting to worry about you, Ken. And also hate you, because you depress me even more than I already am.

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The Quirk's avatar

In the words of the late, great Lux Interior, "People ain't no good."

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The Quirk's avatar

It's not the size, it's how you use it, as men have uselessly told women throughout history.

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The Quirk's avatar

But when does the horse walk in?

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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

high school principals who stand around and watch small female teachers get beat up, as they try to break up fights between larger high school boys.

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PsycWench's avatar

Certain Americans have mastered this formula for feeling unhappy and despondent constantly: In any group of people/places/situations, overlook the normative, the good and mildly bad. Find the worst possible example of something. Bitch about it to everyone you know, until it seems to you and those listening to you that this worst example is in fact an examplar, and represents at least 75% of the people or places or situations out there. You and those listening to you will now feel very depressed. Those only pretending to listen will be spared.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No worries...they'll just start making Big Macs with extra dopamine.

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PsycWench's avatar

Why you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

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PsycWench's avatar

You have provided the gift of snarky chuckles to many of us, some who may not have gifted you with the up thumb but nevertheless found amusement. There can be no greater gift to mankind than that.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Will I be able to look at the children I can't afford to conceive with the p-points they will inherit from me?"

I'm afraid I have bad news. P-points are not transferable. They will die with you.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

that was brilliant!

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