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Cheesy tot moms eat their young!

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More or less commenting on the measurability of popular opinion, but as an unintended secondary point, that works too.

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How many just called it "depressing", before ordering their fourth drink of the evening?

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Hoover because he sucks the oxygen out of his base?

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A valid point...the teatards are more idealogues. The rest of the rethugs catering to them and not just being their normal brand of selfish pricks significantly contributed to this clusterfuck.

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It's really rather sad that Obama would be a better president if we were better people.

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I'm a fan of ass-grabbing-shit-show-fiasco. Wonder if WaPo allowed hyphens.

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You broke my spell checker.

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Did anyone use Crap-O-Rama?

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This kind of thing leaves me gagged, tortured, and violated.

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Sans snark: selfish. That's my fucking word for the torrent of bullshit idiocy on the part of the rethugs and appeasement on the part of the dems. Nobody seems to give a flying fuck about anything but kissing the right asses to keep the funds coming in and a pretty office in the District. Last time I checked, the job description included representing all your constituents. Obviously, I'm a naïf.

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I know know why I upfisted this...perhaps its minimalist symmetry?

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Come now, although it predates the erection that precipitated my entry on scene, the 7 words is classic.

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Before drinking: Angry

After drinking: Still angry

This is serious because I'm usually a happy drunk.

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oh jim is back. I hope this means we're in trouble again.

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Me, too, DBB. Perhaps, I just need to keep trying. I'm not some teatard-grifter-quitter-cunt, after all.

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