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Touch of dyslexia, too? Kunt.

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this pleases me more than any of the other spock sightings.

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Haha, it's like an avalanche of shit keeps tumbling down on Newt. He deserves it too, the hypocritical son of a bitch.

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They should have stuck with iron-on decals. That way, they could blame the voter for buying a non-made-in-america shirt.

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he's still running?

this is actually not snark. i forgot.

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i thought he was all in favor of globalization?

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Nüt.

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Who? Newt who?

This is so 1994...

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Update: I escaped unscathed and am now working my way through that bottle of scotch.

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Poor Newtie. He can't seem to handle any relationship that's not built on diamond earrings and viagra.

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Off topic, but I hate waiting the last 10 minutes for work to end. With my luck a customer will call with a complicated problem.

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Wait...does this mean Newt's still running?

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