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Lesbians have less sex than straights or gay men.

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I'm just trying to figure how someone could be so fat that oral sex can be undertaken in an accidental fashion, it truly boggles the mind.

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So you were the asshole that stole the animitronic clapping monster hands from our local Chuck E Cheese's

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Accidental? Makes sex one of the places you'd like to hear someone say "oops".

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