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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

"I guess it helps the ladies get along better too."

Pictures, or GTFO.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Next time, white shirt, black tie and pants. And bring a kid along (similarly attired) to carry the swag.

SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

I'm gay for buttsex with girls, does that count?

John Smith's avatar

It's all that wanking to porn with guys in it. Real men only watch lesbian porn. If you watch the ones with dicks in, teh grey awakens. And a sense of inferiority.

FauxAntocles's avatar

If I had any I wouldn't need the internet...

From Scranton With Love's avatar

To paraphrase Sam Kinison, "No need for that. There's other good ways to hurt them."

beatbort's avatar

Let me do the math: 30 percent of 19 is, what, about 6? That would mean that as many as 6 of the Duggar children are gay or gay wannabes. I could be convinced that Jim Bob might be, too, simply because his constant impregnating of what's her name could very well be overcompensating for his secret gayness.

Tio_Doidinho's avatar

Only if you're the lady.

Tio_Doidinho's avatar

The downside to that of course is that, if they're interested and you're not, you'll need a baseball bat to keep them off of you. (metaphorically)

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Who's going to pay for all those toasters?

Skwerl the taco hunter's avatar

Just because he closes his eyes and thinks of gay sex while fulfilling his marital responsibility, doesn't mean he is gay.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

f) Man's sinful nature.

And a lot of the most vocal anti-gays really do seem like closet cases for whom sex with women is an unpleasant duty and sex with men is an ever present temptation.

Tio_Doidinho's avatar

Let's just say that some enrollment periods are more open than others.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What matters most is that a majority of that 78% are now saying about the other 22%,"So what?"That's an improvement over "Eeew." Which was an improvement over "Kill them all!"

Sylvatica's avatar

Please have patience, you're next on our list.