Out of the mouths of babes. Good news for all you gays and gay-loving humans out there! According to science, basically all the U.S. Americans are Doing The Gay now, having completely abandoned God-Fearing Christian Morality for the much greener grass of "It's just skin, baby, it's just skin." Okay, maybe we are exaggerating when we say "basically all the U.S. Americans," but according to a
It's all that wanking to porn with guys in it. Real men only watch lesbian porn. If you watch the ones with dicks in, teh grey awakens. And a sense of inferiority.
Let me do the math: 30 percent of 19 is, what, about 6? That would mean that as many as 6 of the Duggar children are gay or gay wannabes. I could be convinced that Jim Bob might be, too, simply because his constant impregnating of what's her name could very well be overcompensating for his secret gayness.
And a lot of the most vocal anti-gays really do seem like closet cases for whom sex with women is an unpleasant duty and sex with men is an ever present temptation.
What matters most is that a majority of that 78% are now saying about the other 22%,"So what?"That's an improvement over "Eeew." Which was an improvement over "Kill them all!"
"I guess it helps the ladies get along better too."
Pictures, or GTFO.
Next time, white shirt, black tie and pants. And bring a kid along (similarly attired) to carry the swag.
I'm gay for buttsex with girls, does that count?
It's all that wanking to porn with guys in it. Real men only watch lesbian porn. If you watch the ones with dicks in, teh grey awakens. And a sense of inferiority.
If I had any I wouldn't need the internet...
To paraphrase Sam Kinison, "No need for that. There's other good ways to hurt them."
Let me do the math: 30 percent of 19 is, what, about 6? That would mean that as many as 6 of the Duggar children are gay or gay wannabes. I could be convinced that Jim Bob might be, too, simply because his constant impregnating of what's her name could very well be overcompensating for his secret gayness.
Only if you're the lady.
The downside to that of course is that, if they're interested and you're not, you'll need a baseball bat to keep them off of you. (metaphorically)
Who's going to pay for all those toasters?
Just because he closes his eyes and thinks of gay sex while fulfilling his marital responsibility, doesn't mean he is gay.
f) Man's sinful nature.
And a lot of the most vocal anti-gays really do seem like closet cases for whom sex with women is an unpleasant duty and sex with men is an ever present temptation.
Let's just say that some enrollment periods are more open than others.
What matters most is that a majority of that 78% are now saying about the other 22%,"So what?"That's an improvement over "Eeew." Which was an improvement over "Kill them all!"
Please have patience, you're next on our list.
Depends on your stance.