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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Or go blind. That threat has always hung over their pointy li'l heads.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Once you go salami, you'll yell, "Mami, mami!"

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Ah, but any taxes I pay, and deductions from my paycheck, simply disappear into the Abyss. Now, excuse me while I gripe about how the city doesn't fill in potholes quick enough.

dslindc's avatar

So logically, if Obamacare weighs the same as a duck . . . then, it's a witch!

Burn the witch! Burn!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

And their furry li'l palms.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

This is why I go into gales of laughter whenever I hear the phrase "mainstream liberal media."

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

So being a Godless commie fascist probably-gay libtard DOES make you live longer. In my heart I knew it was true!

pstokk's avatar

Too bad "Obamanomics" wasn't more of a thing, as the economy is likely to be cresting leading up to 2016. That would have been fun to watch that boomerang come back and whack 'em.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

The problem of course is that the WRONG PEOPLE will be getting government benefits. You know...dark skin, might speak Spanish, possibly adhere to some heretical religion like Catholicism, Judaism, or Islam.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

God has SO many reasons to destroy America, but the place still seems to be around. Maybe God's having trouble choosing which one he wants to go with?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

There you go with that 'logic' nonsense again. Sheesh.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

It would deeply ironic if Hillary ended up winning with "Vote for me or the republicans will take away your healthcare."

Jan Ness's avatar

How many with a unfavorable view don't even need to use the exchanges for the ACA? I find many who oppose it have ins through employers and it does not affect their coverage at all. OR have Medicare, Medicaid.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

The Republicans will just shift to, "Keep your government hands off my Obamacare." It's no stupider than their other planks.