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Because it's made of wood?

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Or go blind. That threat has always hung over their pointy li'l heads.

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Once you go salami, you'll yell, "Mami, mami!"

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Ah, but any taxes I pay, and deductions from my paycheck, simply disappear into the Abyss. Now, excuse me while I gripe about how the city doesn't fill in potholes quick enough.

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So logically, if Obamacare weighs the same as a duck . . . then, it's a witch!

Burn the witch! Burn!

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That's covered.

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And their furry li'l palms.

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This is why I go into gales of laughter whenever I hear the phrase "mainstream liberal media."

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So being a Godless commie fascist probably-gay libtard DOES make you live longer. In my heart I knew it was true!

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Too bad "Obamanomics" wasn't more of a thing, as the economy is likely to be cresting leading up to 2016. That would have been fun to watch that boomerang come back and whack 'em.

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The problem of course is that the WRONG PEOPLE will be getting government benefits. You know...dark skin, might speak Spanish, possibly adhere to some heretical religion like Catholicism, Judaism, or Islam.

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God has SO many reasons to destroy America, but the place still seems to be around. Maybe God's having trouble choosing which one he wants to go with?

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There you go with that 'logic' nonsense again. Sheesh.

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It would deeply ironic if Hillary ended up winning with "Vote for me or the republicans will take away your healthcare."

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How many with a unfavorable view don't even need to use the exchanges for the ACA? I find many who oppose it have ins through employers and it does not affect their coverage at all. OR have Medicare, Medicaid.

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The Republicans will just shift to, "Keep your government hands off my Obamacare." It's no stupider than their other planks.

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