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"...you end up with people saying 'dancing can lead to homosexuality'”

Are you talking about Baylor University?

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This time will be different. I Promise.

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That image is very disturbing. I wish you'd have chosen something else. I realize that it's a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it's too much.

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The image had to have been Photoshopped because in most European and some Middle-Eastern cultures if not a full kiss they embrace each cheek. That would be why it would disturb me.

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In our, (United States) culture, dancing can be or is a form of foreplay. So are their bellydancers Lesbians? What is the reaction of their male hormones to bellydancers?

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What does it make me if I'm dancing with myself?

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Billy Idol.

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Grease is the word that you heard...

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"Dromedary Sex: everything you wanted to know about camel humps"

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I've got this feeling

The Saudis are holding me down

I'll hit the ceiling

Or else I'll gay up this town

Now I gotta cut loose, footloose

Put on your dancing shoes

Please, the Saudi clerics say it will put me on my knees

Jack, get back, dance to show some ass crack

Up your ghey, everybody cut footloose

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Most of mankind's problems can be traced to an excess or deficit of alcohol.

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Anyone waiting for their ship to come in.

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Sharia don't like it.

Thank you, kind commenter, for that earworm.

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Kiss freedoms goodbye,And any movement towards tomorrow.Wish them luck, the same to you.We just won't regret,What we did for oil. What we did for oil.

'Till the wells are dry,On every foreign soilWe'll do what we have to doAnd we will forget,What we did for oil, what we did for oil.

Gone, all our qualms are gone,As we stagger on, Oil's all we'll contend for.

We'll ignore the crimes,The human and the war ones,Just give us that sweet, sweet crude.Won't regret, will forget, What we did for oil. What we did for oil.What we did for oil.

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Jebus H crisp in a chicken basket. We need to textmap the comments and put the most common memes on the top so folks can see them while posting. Plenty of great minds thinking alike here (although fools never disagree)

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It's not just dancing. The men in question were dancing in the presence of cake, which inevitably leads to fabulousness and the commiserate homosexing.

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