America's Billion-Dollar Half-Muslin Cyborg President
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Barack Obama raised $750 million in a little over 21 months, which means he won't qualify as "the first billion-dollar President" until he runs for re-election. (By 2012, rampant hyperinflation will mean that a billion dollars will buy you a candy bar.) [
America's Billion-Dollar Half-Muslin Cyborg President
America's Billion-Dollar Half-Muslin Cyborg…
America's Billion-Dollar Half-Muslin Cyborg President
Barack Obama raised $750 million in a little over 21 months, which means he won't qualify as "the first billion-dollar President" until he runs for re-election. (By 2012, rampant hyperinflation will mean that a billion dollars will buy you a candy bar.) [